Eric Decker - No Snip-Snip For Me!

[Ogee Ogilthorpe]

Former Gopher great, Eric Decker, refuses to get a vasectomy for the wifey, Jessie James Decker; says it will "take his manhood away".

Eric Decker Refuses Wife's Request To Get A Vasectomy

Decker Says Vasectomy Will "Take His Manhood Away"

Come on, Eric... just admit that you don't want anything sharp anywhere near Big Jim and the Twins.

 

[Panthadad2]

One notch lower than being castrated. No thank you.

 

[#2Gopher]

Eric needs to wake up on this issue. I've had it done, not a difficult surgery and changes nothing about you.

 

[Plato]

I know it is the age of self-revelation but I find it tawdry and low-class that he would talk about his unwillingness to have a vasectomy for the world to see.
It demeans his wife and shows the world how abysmally dumb he is.
Having a vasectomy has absolutely no effect on a man's ability to perform.

 

[mngg11]

I mean, it's whatever unless he's outright refusing and putting his wife into a situation where she feels she has to have a significantly more risky and complicated procedure in getting her tubes tied if she doesn't want anymore kids. That's a dirtbag move.

But, I'm not rich and I don't have the same family values of people who constantly need themselves in the limelight, so maybe I'm just an emasculated peon

 

[Word]

I know it is the age of self-revelation but I find it tawdry and low-class that he would talk about his unwillingness to have a vasectomy for the world to see.
It demeans his wife and shows the world how abysmally dumb he is.
Having a vasectomy has absolutely no effect on a man's ability to perform.

I realize it got put into the public but ultimately this is a personal/family decision and not really any of our business to judge. Saying it demeans his wife is ridiculous.

 

[BigGopher69]

Wow old people problems

 

[BilldGopher]

Manscaping however is okay...?

 

[Word]

 

[DarthGopher]

One notch lower than being castrated. No thank you.

Not even remotely close to accurate.

 

[STPGopher]

Didn't a former Gopher give someone a junk punch? All Juice, no seed vs no juice nor seed...

 

[FireDaveLee]

I know it is the age of self-revelation but I find it tawdry and low-class that he would talk about his unwillingness to have a vasectomy for the world to see.
It demeans his wife and shows the world how abysmally dumb he is.
Having a vasectomy has absolutely no effect on a man's ability to perform.

Plato=Sensitive Guitar Player
Decker=Bluto

 

[Word]

Didn't a former Gopher give someone a junk punch? All Juice, no seed vs no juice nor seed...

Allegedly it was Decker...

 

[Bob_Loblaw]

I realize it got put into the public but ultimately this is a personal/family decision and not really any of our business to judge. Saying it demeans his wife is ridiculous.

We live in a day and age where people feel awfully comfortable telling people what personal medical procedures they should be doing.

 

[Bob_Loblaw]

Plato=Sensitive Guitar Player
Decker=Bluto

Are you implyingthat the former NFL football player who is married to a model should not take advice from an incredibly sensitive internet troll on how to be masculine?

 

[Vandy]

She certainly had no qualms about "going under the knife".... 1 or 2 times depending on how you look at it.

TMI in my book.

 

[cjbfbp]

I know it is the age of self-revelation but I find it tawdry and low-class that he would talk about his unwillingness to have a vasectomy for the world to see.
It demeans his wife and shows the world how abysmally dumb he is.

Agree on that. This is a result of a culture built on decades of reality and low-brow talk shows.

 

[I'm A Maroon 2!]

There's another option Eric. Play a few pickup basketball games with Brad Davison. Few nut punches and you'll be sterile.

 

[Crosby]

I have reached a new low. I am actually commenting on a thread regarding a former college football player, who played for my favorite team many years ago, who I never met, and his feelings about a vasectomy. Worse yet, I actually read through the rest of the comments. I know it's offseason, but c'mon. I think I am beyond help.

 

[STPGopher]

I have reached a new low. I am actually commenting on a thread regarding a former college football player, who played for my favorite team many years ago, who I never met, and his feelings about a vasectomy. Worse yet, I actually read through the rest of the comments. I know it's offseason, but c'mon. I think I am beyond help.

Yes. I might need to give myself a timeout.

 

[Xerxes_]

It sounds like Eric wants to make sure he can still have kids with his next wife.

 

[Stan]

One of the best scenes in The Office!

 

[Halsey Hall]

I know it is the age of self-revelation but I find it tawdry and low-class that he would talk about his unwillingness to have a vasectomy for the world to see.
It demeans his wife and shows the world how abysmally dumb he is.
Having a vasectomy has absolutely no effect on a man's ability to perform.

Actually helps it because worry is gone

 

[mnsportsgeek]

I know it is the age of self-revelation but I find it tawdry and low-class that he would talk about his unwillingness to have a vasectomy for the world to see.
It demeans his wife and shows the world how abysmally dumb he is.
Having a vasectomy has absolutely no effect on a man's ability to perform.

Pretty sure his wife, being the social media addict (sorry... "influencer") she is, is probably the one who put it into the world first. The only quotes from the article are from her. You did read the article right?

And she probably did it for more clout and instagram likes by exaggerating the situation Don't think it warrants roasting Eric over personally. But people will take the bait I guess.

 

[Pompous Elitist]

It sounds like Eric wants to make sure he can still have kids with his next wife.

Ding ding ding

 

[Spaulding!No!]

Deck and his wife obvi wrote a check to someone they are all over the stupid news pages

 

[timj5304]

My friend had 2 sons and his wife asked him to get snipped, he said hell no But didn’t want more kids. She had a girl and she pressed harder to have him get snipped. They had twin girls after that and he got voluntarily snipped