Entertaining Haiku's for Saturday

[buddylee853]

I stole this idea from the Penn State Scout board, but I think this would be fun (and possibly therapeutic for the recently-harsh Gopher criticizers) to come up with some creative Haiku's for this Saturday. I've already got one.

Nineteen ninety-nine
A historical match-up
Which bears repeating

Beat that!

 

[Khaliq]

Cry of the undead!
Paterno rises from his grave
Flesh he requires

 

[spermophilus]

Et cetera

JoePa disciples
Induced to Yuengling guzzling
Goldy triumphant

 

[HopHead]

Gophers pound the rock
Penn State over confident
Un-Happy Valley

 

[monk10]

Pick Weber or Gray
We like to beat dead horses
Standing or Sitting

 

[golden]

Who hates Iowa
we do we do yes we do
lets go gophers beat joe pa

 

[Khaliq]

Who hates Iowa
we do we do yes we do
lets go gophers beat joe pa

Everyone hates Iowa
But none so much as those souls
condemned to live there

 

[retrogoldy]

Two Big Games That Day
Gophs Pull Off Brews Biggest Win
Then The Gophs Sweep Sioux

 

[DiehardGopher]

Here We Go Gophers
Make Those Penn State Players Cry
Win That Fake Trophy

 

[MBAGuy]

Gophers are the shizz
Joe-pa's prostate prevents whizz
Depends not needed

 

[frozengopher]

Pennsylvania
Will Run Red With Kitty Blood
Goldy Hates Cat Chow

 

[frozengopher]

This idea was great
We need to do this weekly
Haikus for teh win

 

[Goldentimeofday]

Lionize Lions
Weber to Decker for Six
Gophers Glorified

 

[Schnoodler]

Gophers triumphant
Penn State to tears
A New Year shimmers gold.

 

[gopherdudepart2]

Gopher Penn State Hakiu, I'll give it a try

21 Lawarence Pick Six
Stoudimire causes Joe Pa's trousers to split
while returning a kick

Brewsters first trophy
Gophers make Lions
Suck big wind.

Whaley runs hot
not to get shot
Lions smoked a lot.

 

[buddylee853]

I know Haiku's aren't commonly tossed around, so for those who don't know the format, it goes:

First line: 5 syllables
Second line: 7 syllables
Third line: 5 syllables

I had to be reminded myself because I haven't really used them since high school

 

[MilitaryGopher]

haiku

Goldy is the man
Here is to his master plan
Sadness grips Penn State

 

[Schnoodler]

damn, I'll try to do it right this time.

The cheers fade to tears
victory echoes silent
Gophers celebrate

 

[buddylee853]

Brewster to JoePa,
"Ring in your favor it won't,
the Victory Bell!"

 

[GoldyPush-Ups]

A bell is ringing.
Doubters watch as Gophers sing.
Critics bite their tongues.

 

[gopherdudepart2]

Gopher Haiku versus Penn State

Weber completes pass
Kirksey knocks Clark on his a$$
Joe Pa shakes Brewsters
hand at last
after tasting Defeat