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It's that time again, time to eat our opponents!
No, not like that. It's time to eat our opponent's mascot.
... that's one mangy looking lion. Not sure I want to eat that one.
But portion management is very important. An African Lion weighs around 410 pounds on average. That's a lot of meat. Fortunately, the Nittany Lion is an eastern mountain lion. A typical make mountain lion weighs between 110 and 180 pounds. Still big, but a lot more manageable. We could cook it up just like a pig roast. As far as you know, sure, you could cook a mountain lion just like you could a pig. It's not like anyone is going to verify this.
Actually, I did find a video where people cooked up a mountain lion:
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But I did find a recipe for something called Lions Head. It doesn't actually contain any lion, but it does describe the heads of Penn State fans: "a big, round meatball surrounded by cabbage and noodles."
"It's an old and oft-repeated story that this dish—a big, round meatball surrounded by cabbage and noodles—got its name from its resemblance to the shaggy mane of a lion. (The Chinese language is nothing if not descriptive.) However it was named, I love this dish because it’s one my mother made a lot. Lion’s Head is a Shanghai specialty, although two towns with a friendly rivalry, Wuxi (my parents’ hometown) and neighboring Yangchou, also claim to have invented the dish. Yangchou, I have to admit, has recently become something of a food-lover’s destination. The food of Shanghai and its region is renowned for deeply flavored, slow-cooked and braised dishes. Although Lion’s Head is a rustic and hearty home-cooked dish, I used to serve it at banquets at The Mandarin, particularly to Shanghainese expatriates, who, like me, missed it terribly." - Cecilia Chiang
Ingredients
1 large head (about 11/2 pounds) napa cabbage
4 ounces bean-thread (cellophane) noodles
1 pound lean ground pork
1/4 cup (about 4 ounces) drained and finely minced canned water chestnuts
1 tablespoon minced green onions, white part only
1 tablespoon peeled, minced unpeeled fresh ginger
3 teaspoons kosher salt
3 tablespoons premium soy sauce
1 tablespoon Shaoxing wine
1/2 teaspoon freshly ground white pepper
Peanut or vegetable oil, for frying
1 1/2 cups Delicious Chicken Broth
1/2 cup water
Directions
Trim off the root end of the cabbage head and reserve. Quarter the leaves lengthwise and then cut them again crosswise into thirds. Set aside.
To prepare the noodles: pour hot water over the bean-thread noodles in a bowl, and let them soak until they are soft, about 15 minutes. Keep the noodles in the water until ready to use, as they tend to dry out quickly.
To form the meatballs: combine the pork, water chestnuts, green onions, ginger, 2 teaspoons of the salt, 1 tablespoon of the soy sauce, wine, and white pepper in a bowl. Using your hands, gently mix all of the ingredients together until well combined. Don’t overmix, or the pork will become gummy. Lightly oil a rimmed baking sheet. Using a 1/2-cup measure, loosely form the pork into 4-ounce balls and place them on the prepared baking sheet. Set aside.
Line a plate with paper towels and have it ready near the cooktop. Heat a large nonstick skillet over high heat until a bead of water dances on the surface and then evaporates. Cover the bottom of the skillet with a thin film of the oil and swirl to coat. Arrange the meatballs in a single layer in the bottom of the pan, but do not overcrowd them (depending on the size of your pan, you might need to cook the meatballs in several batches). Decrease the heat to medium and cook the meatballs, turning with tongs to cook evenly, until all sides are well browned, about 6 minutes. Transfer the meatballs to the prepared plate. Repeat this process for as many batches as needed.
Put the reserved root ends of the cabbage in the bottom of a large saucepan. Gently place the meatballs on top, and pour over the chicken broth and the 1/2 cup of water. Bring the pot to a boil over high heat, decrease the heat to medium-low, and simmer the mixture, uncovered, until it has cooked down a bit, about 5 minutes. Add the cut-up cabbage leaves and the remaining 1 teaspoon of salt. Cover the pot with a tight-fitting lid and continue to simmer until the meatballs are cooked through and the cabbage is tender, about 10 minutes more.
Drain the noodles, add to the saucepan with the remaining 2 tablespoons of soy sauce, and stir to combine well. Remove the pan from the heat.
To serve, arrange the meatballs on top of the cabbage and noodles on a platter. Serve immediately.
http://www.pbs.org/food/recipes/lions-head/
No, not like that. It's time to eat our opponent's mascot.
... that's one mangy looking lion. Not sure I want to eat that one.
But portion management is very important. An African Lion weighs around 410 pounds on average. That's a lot of meat. Fortunately, the Nittany Lion is an eastern mountain lion. A typical make mountain lion weighs between 110 and 180 pounds. Still big, but a lot more manageable. We could cook it up just like a pig roast. As far as you know, sure, you could cook a mountain lion just like you could a pig. It's not like anyone is going to verify this.
Actually, I did find a video where people cooked up a mountain lion:
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/gn4aInn2bek" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>
But I did find a recipe for something called Lions Head. It doesn't actually contain any lion, but it does describe the heads of Penn State fans: "a big, round meatball surrounded by cabbage and noodles."
"It's an old and oft-repeated story that this dish—a big, round meatball surrounded by cabbage and noodles—got its name from its resemblance to the shaggy mane of a lion. (The Chinese language is nothing if not descriptive.) However it was named, I love this dish because it’s one my mother made a lot. Lion’s Head is a Shanghai specialty, although two towns with a friendly rivalry, Wuxi (my parents’ hometown) and neighboring Yangchou, also claim to have invented the dish. Yangchou, I have to admit, has recently become something of a food-lover’s destination. The food of Shanghai and its region is renowned for deeply flavored, slow-cooked and braised dishes. Although Lion’s Head is a rustic and hearty home-cooked dish, I used to serve it at banquets at The Mandarin, particularly to Shanghainese expatriates, who, like me, missed it terribly." - Cecilia Chiang
Ingredients
1 large head (about 11/2 pounds) napa cabbage
4 ounces bean-thread (cellophane) noodles
1 pound lean ground pork
1/4 cup (about 4 ounces) drained and finely minced canned water chestnuts
1 tablespoon minced green onions, white part only
1 tablespoon peeled, minced unpeeled fresh ginger
3 teaspoons kosher salt
3 tablespoons premium soy sauce
1 tablespoon Shaoxing wine
1/2 teaspoon freshly ground white pepper
Peanut or vegetable oil, for frying
1 1/2 cups Delicious Chicken Broth
1/2 cup water
Directions
Trim off the root end of the cabbage head and reserve. Quarter the leaves lengthwise and then cut them again crosswise into thirds. Set aside.
To prepare the noodles: pour hot water over the bean-thread noodles in a bowl, and let them soak until they are soft, about 15 minutes. Keep the noodles in the water until ready to use, as they tend to dry out quickly.
To form the meatballs: combine the pork, water chestnuts, green onions, ginger, 2 teaspoons of the salt, 1 tablespoon of the soy sauce, wine, and white pepper in a bowl. Using your hands, gently mix all of the ingredients together until well combined. Don’t overmix, or the pork will become gummy. Lightly oil a rimmed baking sheet. Using a 1/2-cup measure, loosely form the pork into 4-ounce balls and place them on the prepared baking sheet. Set aside.
Line a plate with paper towels and have it ready near the cooktop. Heat a large nonstick skillet over high heat until a bead of water dances on the surface and then evaporates. Cover the bottom of the skillet with a thin film of the oil and swirl to coat. Arrange the meatballs in a single layer in the bottom of the pan, but do not overcrowd them (depending on the size of your pan, you might need to cook the meatballs in several batches). Decrease the heat to medium and cook the meatballs, turning with tongs to cook evenly, until all sides are well browned, about 6 minutes. Transfer the meatballs to the prepared plate. Repeat this process for as many batches as needed.
Put the reserved root ends of the cabbage in the bottom of a large saucepan. Gently place the meatballs on top, and pour over the chicken broth and the 1/2 cup of water. Bring the pot to a boil over high heat, decrease the heat to medium-low, and simmer the mixture, uncovered, until it has cooked down a bit, about 5 minutes. Add the cut-up cabbage leaves and the remaining 1 teaspoon of salt. Cover the pot with a tight-fitting lid and continue to simmer until the meatballs are cooked through and the cabbage is tender, about 10 minutes more.
Drain the noodles, add to the saucepan with the remaining 2 tablespoons of soy sauce, and stir to combine well. Remove the pan from the heat.
To serve, arrange the meatballs on top of the cabbage and noodles on a platter. Serve immediately.
http://www.pbs.org/food/recipes/lions-head/
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Awesome!