Drunk and Naked Beaver Tased and Dismissed from Team

[highwayman]

Ok, now that I have your attention, it's a guy at Oregon State:

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/news?slug=ap-nakedplayershocked

You would like to have a guy that can take an electric hit like that blocking for your quarterback.

Except, not drunk.

Or naked.

 

[Schnoodler]

This is some funny stuff.

"An Oregon State University offensive lineman has been dismissed from the team after police say they found him naked and intoxicated in a stranger’s home and had to use stun guns to take him into custody.

Corvallis police say they received the call about a naked intruder early Sunday.

Responding officers ordered 19-year-old Tyler Patrick Thomas of Kalispell, Mont., to get on the ground, Lt. Tim Brewer said.

Thomas refused and instead dropped into a three-point stance like a football player and lunged at the officers, Brewer said. At that point, he said, two officers fired their stun guns.

Brewer said Thomas “absolutely was intoxicated” at the time."

 

[holereader]

please don't get me wron

I don't want to dismiss the severity of what the kid did but getting into a three point stance and charging the cops buck naked is classic

 

[50PoundHead]

Love the "absolutely was intoxicated" line. Ya think?

 

[gopherbadgerman]

I don't want to dismiss the severity of what the kid did but getting into a three point stance and charging the cops buck naked is classic

No doubt. The stuff of legends.

 

[Costa Rican Gopher]

Drunk, naked beavers have been very, very good to me.