Describe the win over Illinois in 1 sentence

[El Amin Fan]

The announcers are so disappointed, but we beat Bret, 4 in a row, Taylor was tough!

 

[BTChamp]

Exfuckingstatic! Beat that fat piece of shit and gain bowl eligibility. Played a great game and didn't fall for the "curse" bullshit. Came out and took it.

 

[Gophers1992]

Exfuckingstatic! Beat that fat piece of shit and gain bowl eligibility. Played a great game and didn't fall for the "curse" bullshit. Came out and took it.

Do you not understand what one sentence means!

 

[Sparlimb]

Complete game by our squad.

 

[BTChamp]

Do you not understand what one sentence means!

Sorry. Won't happen again. Because those are my only sentences.

 

[mngg11]

Having a good, poised quarterback is fucking wonderful!

 

[DelawareGopher]

No one beats us 11 times in a row!

 

[Unregistered User]

So many demons exercised.

 

[IrishGoph55]

Worst announcers I’ve ever heard watching a football game. So annoying n I hate them

 

[Panthadad2]

The announcers are so disappointed, but we beat Bret, 4 in a row, Taylor was tough!

Lol. Classic!

 

[Holy Man]

Bulumia is irrelevant.

 

[A_Slab_of_Bacon]

D

 

[Lou Brown]

Devin Gardner being paid to announce games makes me believe anything is possible.
Gopher CFP 2026

 

[BilldGopher]

Winning is better.

 

[akgo4]

Key B10 win against a solid Illinois team led by Coach Fat-Ass

 

[GopherVotary]

I cast you out, unclean spirit!

 

[Texan Gopher]

Brosmer is the best quarterback we have had in my lifetime.

 

[Bob_Loblaw]

In Max we trust.

 

[Vandy]

Please pass the Pepto.

 

[MaxyJR1]

Probably closer than it needed to be.

 

[gopherdudepart2]

We played, we watched the Gophers, the good guy's won.

 

[Panthadad2]

Persistence.

 

[Gilthorp57]

Intestinal fortitude.

 

[Great Plains Gopher]

Defense + we could both pass AND run on offense. Best possible combination.

 

[howeda7]

Time to treat Illinois like it's in-state recruiting since we own it.

 

[Gopher 461]

Big Bad Burt Busted

 

[Tech Machine]

Still had 3 timeouts left with a minute to go at halftime,(comma) how awesome was that!!

 

[gopherdudepart2]

Time to treat Illinois like it's in-state recruiting since we own it.

That's an old school reference right there. I like it.

 

[WAGopher]

We were better than Illinois in every facet of the game, and still won!

 

[STPGopher]

The announcers are so disappointed, but we beat Bret, 4 in a row, Taylor was tough!

One word. Impressive!