Describe the Gophers win over Eastern Michigan in one sentence

[El Amin Fan]

It was great to see Taylor emerge, our defense was fantastic, and the Badgers lost.

 

[goldenboy]

Dominantdefense

 

[topos]

It wasn’t pretty, but it was effective.

 

[fan of Ray Williams]

All hail the new King, Darius

 

[#2Gopher]

Everything is in pretty good shape except for the red zone.

 

[spermophilus]

 

[fmlizard]

Like a python not a cobra.

 

[Gophergrandpa]

The Las Vegas line anticipated perfectly how many seemingly easy points the Gophers' red zone offense would leave on the table in a good but not overpowering win.

 

[jonnyganas]

Gophers take care of business and use this non-con game like a scrimmage to work out their rushing attack strategy.

 

[MplsGopher]

El Amin, just wondering why you’re starting so many open ended threads these days. Didn’t seem like you posted that often before.

 

[gopherdudepart2]

Grinding out a win.

 

[walrus]

Time of Possession was 9/10 of the law in this non-conferenced win…

 

[SomeGopherFan]

Expected

 

[schw0509]

Kent State protocol executed to perfection!

 

[Gophers1992]

El Amin, just wondering why you’re starting so many open ended threads these days. Didn’t seem like you posted that often before.

Weird way to describe the game, but ok.

 

[fatgopher]

Ski-U-"Meh"

 

[tikited]

Good enough.

 

[strokemonster]

Liked most of what I saw but hoping for much more.

 

[Ignatius L Hoops]

A smattering of rain drops gave way to a smattering of field goals familiarly followed by a clock grinding finale.

 

[DarrenTheGreek]

Kept it simple and got the sure win.

 

[everybody knows my name]

We found a new #1 back.

 

[gopherphil]

Would have liked to see AK throw the damn ball when up because he and the wrs need continuity.

 

[Gophers7NatTitlesBadgers0]

El Amin, just wondering why you’re starting so many open ended threads these days. Didn’t seem like you posted that often before.

This is two sentences.

 

[60's Guy]

Gophers dominated second half.

 

[MNVCGUY]

Red zone struggles on offense made the game look far closer on the scoreboard than it actually was.

 

[BilldGopher]

Probably like what a good foot massage feels like.

 

[Off-GridTNgopher]

Defense

 

[BobbyG]

I like Joe Rossi.

 

[PMWinSTP]

Pedestrian, yet dominant in the end.

 

[GopherTakes]

2022ish