Describe the Gophers loss to NW in 1 sentence?

[gopherbadgerman]

You can’t sugarcoat a shit defense

 

[Catechol]

Northwestern tried to apply a handicap to the game by repeatedly kicking it straight to Perich.

 

[Tim from Rosemount]

One word: Pathetic
Two words: Not Elite

 

[Raindog4]

Started slow, put the pedal to the metal, hit the brakes, accelerated, repeat; like a spastic guy driving a muscle car.

 

[everybody knows my name]

Isn't it obvious at this point that our defensive coordinator and our field goal kicker suck more ass than Richard Simmons?

Texan Gophers getting personal with the kicker again. Criticize the coach, and point out mistakes or failures by the team, but don't take personal shots at these young men.

You might need to put a cork in it till you sober up.

 

[caliGopher]

Sometimes, when you play not to lose, you lose OR live by the sword, die by the sword.