First, I hope that we are in a good enough position to end the year that we are selectable by the Alamo Bowl. Second, I hope that in the almost-zero chance that those d-bags select us, that we turn around, give them the ol' double-fisted one-finger salute (or better yet, a Gopher Nation full of them), and take the next bowl down and keep our pride. No place or group of people has disrespected the Gophers more outside of Kinnick and Camp Randall, the Dome, and the Star Tribune. If we do go there, I hope our fans litter the riverwalk with vomit. It's the best they deserve in San Antonio.