While I got a huge laugh out of some of these great stories...and believe me...there's not much truth in some of them, my favorite are the ones talking about fans throwing beers at them or spilling them on them.
How do I know these are stories? Because I've been going to games at Camp Randall for a while now and they've never served beer. Many times UW friends of mine told me to get my fill before going in. Im sure the university does this because they know how bad things would get (look at a Lambeau Field police scanner report for reference). We can all agree Wisconsinites may drink a lot but it doesnt mean they can handle it. It's also why SOME of the stories about walking to the stadium ARE likely true with how much their students drink beforehand.
Go to the game and enjoy it OP. I also would probably pass on the 2 year old, but not because of the swearing or vulgarity (a 2 year old wont even know half the chants) but because its not a very good stadium for seating and accommodations. Some of the worst concessions in all of college football in my experience.
Seven Big Ten schools will have beer flowing in their football stadiums in 2019. Seven, including UW-Madison, will not.
madison.com