Schnoodler
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Head fooseball coach of the Minnesota golden goopheys is considering retiring. In an interview yesterday he said, "I really don't want to, but apparently it's for the physical well being or our less than masculine fan base".
Apparently the difficulty in building a program is a bit too stressful for those fans and there is an epidemic of sore manginas. According to Brooster he was told if they get their panties too bound up it can cause damage to the mangina area. Brooster went on to say, "I didn't even know there was such a thing!" But he says it is real, and the only real cure is rest, refraining from getting to worked up about things you can't really control, and to see a specialist.
He furthur goes on to say it's a good idea for those aflicted to go to a good guy-a-cologist. He's pretty sure they can straighten you out. "yeah, I guess they have to actually manipulate your testiculars and put them in the right position again, if they can even find them. If they can get it right it will even look like you have a pair."
Brooster is unsure what he's going to do. He says he can sympathize, after all, he loves fooseball too. "It's just too bad they let the condition go so long but I can understand how it can happen, after all it's hard to get a good look at your own stuff, and he's pretty sure these guys don't have anyone else looking for them seeing as how most of them live in their parents basements".
"poor sissy bastards, I really feel for them", Brooster continues, "I guess I just don't know what I should do."
Apparently the difficulty in building a program is a bit too stressful for those fans and there is an epidemic of sore manginas. According to Brooster he was told if they get their panties too bound up it can cause damage to the mangina area. Brooster went on to say, "I didn't even know there was such a thing!" But he says it is real, and the only real cure is rest, refraining from getting to worked up about things you can't really control, and to see a specialist.
He furthur goes on to say it's a good idea for those aflicted to go to a good guy-a-cologist. He's pretty sure they can straighten you out. "yeah, I guess they have to actually manipulate your testiculars and put them in the right position again, if they can even find them. If they can get it right it will even look like you have a pair."
Brooster is unsure what he's going to do. He says he can sympathize, after all, he loves fooseball too. "It's just too bad they let the condition go so long but I can understand how it can happen, after all it's hard to get a good look at your own stuff, and he's pretty sure these guys don't have anyone else looking for them seeing as how most of them live in their parents basements".
"poor sissy bastards, I really feel for them", Brooster continues, "I guess I just don't know what I should do."