Brewster wants to be fired

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I don't think he is interested in the job.

1) He switches talent around to unfamiliar positions and tries to coach them into playing well.
2) He didn't recruit for defense 3 years ago.
3) He isn't starting his upper classmen with experience.
4) He won't recruit for defense this year.
5) He changes his brand formula faster than General Mills adds cereals.
6) He has us all convinced that he is a menace to himself and others.
7) He hasn't talked about the Rose Bowl for at least a year.
8) His Twitter count is down.
9) The team is in disarray.
10) He doesn't appear to be enjoying his job.
 

This is what happens when the CEO of your program cannot coach (x's and o's) or judge assistant coaching talent. We hired a recruiting coordinator because he could recruit and failed to look at the other necessarily prerequisites for being a college head coach.
 

Oneoldgopher said:
I don't think he is interested in the job.

1) He switches talent around to unfamiliar positions and tries to coach them into playing well.
2) He didn't recruit for defense 3 years ago.
3) He isn't starting his upper classmen with experience.
4) He won't recruit for defense this year.
5) He changes his brand formula faster than General Mills adds cereals.
6) He has us all convinced that he is a menace to himself and others.
7) He hasn't talked about the Rose Bowl for at least a year.
8) His Twitter count is down.
9) The team is in disarray.
10) He doesn't appear to be enjoying his job.
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Please tell me that this post was tongue in cheek. Hope so.
 

Speaking of...

...have you seen the new General Mills cereal? Chocolate Cheerios!!

chocolate_cheerios-scaled-500.jpg
 



Cheeky? Hold that thought~!

11) A majority of his recruits are not in the Midwest.
12) He spends money on travel like he wants to get away.
13) The travel budget is draining money from the program like a sieve.
14) He doesn't connect with fans like he used to.
15) General Mills is rumored to have tapped his phones for cereal ideas.
16) His offensive coordinator came from the DETROIT LIONS!
17) His defensive coordinator was terminated from his last job!
18) He played Garin over Hageman or Jacobs deliberately, who was horribly overmatched.
19) He has never pulled his QB for any bad pass, ever! Even for one play.
20) He stopped designing new plays on napkins while eating at McD's.
 

Bad Gopher said:
...have you seen the new General Mills cereal? Chocolate Cheerios!!

chocolate_cheerios-scaled-500.jpg
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I tried the Chocolate Cheerios. I give them a major thumbs down. Did not like them at all.

Basically, if you're going to go with a cereal that's chocolate or has some sugar, you may as well go all out. Get yourself some Cocoa Puffs or Cocoa Crispies.

I'm glad somebody salvaged this thread with a worthwhile discussion. WHEW!!!


Take my word for it; skip the Chocoloate Cheerios
 

Why chocolate cheerios when cocoa puffs exist?
 

This would have never happened if Frosted Cheerios had remain an idea, rather than hit the store shelves... :rolleyes:
 



You know what is grosser than I thought it was? Trix. It is for kids, b/c this adult thinks is turrible.
 

Within the last half hour...

21) Boost decided not to use Brewster as a spokesman and he didn't care.
22) The U changed the site to Play4Who and he didn't notice.
23) Brewster hasn't logged on to the net for over 42 minutes.
24) He hasn't booked any flights for January.
25) He didn't book any hotels for January.
26) He shook the hand of the recruit that showed up and asked, "why Minnesota?"
27) Horton noticed Brewster was reading Doonsbury for insights into huddle managment.
28) On the 43rd minute he looked up if doobies could be considered a drug by the NCAA.
29) He yawned several times during the Northern Illinois game.
30) Prexy B asked if he had a preference for outplacement and he said "sure do."
 

It gets more boring!! You Betcha!

41) Horton began calling Detroit coaches to see if they have any opennings.
42) General Mills announced Brewberries fruit chews.
43) Brewster has decided to take CCE classes for his MCP.
44) Brewster was seen reading Reusse during this mornings practice.
 

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Before I am cast out of here for droning on, and on, and on. Or, right now.
 



Oneoldgopher said:
21) Boost decided not to use Brewster as a spokesman and he didn't care.
22) The U changed the site to Play4Who and he didn't notice.
23) Brewster hasn't logged on to the net for over 42 minutes.
24) He hasn't booked any flights for January.
25) He didn't book any hotels for January.
26) He shook the hand of the recruit that showed up and asked, "why Minnesota?"
27) Horton noticed Brewster was reading Doonsbury for insights into huddle managment.
28) On the 43rd minute he looked up if doobies could be considered a drug by the NCAA.
29) He yawned several times during the Northern Illinois game.
30) Prexy B asked if he had a preference for outplacement and he said "sure do."
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Speaking of Doonsbury. His character BD-the quaterback was Yale's quaterback that tied Harvard a long while ago. They made a movie about this game, I think was called "When Yale beat Harvard". His Name was Brian Downing. Interesting tidbit.
 


Please let me be the one

To fire him. He's ready. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhggggh. I can't stand it any more. Where's my lithium!
 

Loved the article in the Atlantic this month

Shows how Trudeau captured the whole image of the boomers quite successfully for all these years. Slackmeyer is my hero!
 


we will win this week? said:
Speaking of Doonsbury. His character BD-the quaterback was Yale's quaterback that tied Harvard a long while ago. They made a movie about this game, I think was called "When Yale beat Harvard". His Name was Brian Downing. Interesting tidbit.
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The title was "Harvard Beats Yale 29-29"
 


Interesting tidbit but BD=Brian Dowling

we will win this week? said:
Speaking of Doonsbury. His character BD-the quaterback was Yale's quaterback that tied Harvard a long while ago. They made a movie about this game, I think was called "When Yale beat Harvard". His Name was Brian Downing. Interesting tidbit.
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I like your observation but his name is Brian Dowling.
 

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