Boarder Battle Part II – the wreckening!

[minimax]

The University of Minnesota Athletic Department’s crack PR team this afternoon issued the following pre-game announcement.

“Bored rivals rebounding skills seen as key to victory in tonight's critical Minnesota Wisconsin matchup.”

However, both coach Smith and coach Ryan expressed confidence that their big centers will be excited to be in the game.

 

[Dr.Don]

I love finding misprints in articles like the one you found. Things like: "As he left, he threw his wife from the train a kiss."

 

[minimax]

Hey Doc!
I have to come clean here. The one that I posted is a fake, but you may recall that "Boarder War" was part of a real press release prior to the last Wisky game. Just havin' a little fun with the AD staff.
Got go get my maroon and gold on, grab some popcorn and a beer and and turn the game on
Go Gophers!!