Beavcoon With the Money Boon

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Beavcoon was in the hole with his friend The Mole.
As you see, he isn’t so blind
To know about the incoming dole.
The shovels will be ready, so don't be in a bind.
Poke the dough boy in his belly
Watch him squiggle and giggle,
The money will be of the bevy
You’ll have extra change in the pocket to jiggle.
The Mole also said not to be afraid to take candy from strangers;
You might just get the extra you need
To throw in a couple extra game changers
And to improve the gang's feed.
All of this covered by the hands of insurance,
Making disasters into a minor occurrence.

Beavcoon in the room with Go4family and his boy Bronko sittin’ and eatin’ Funyuns.
 

An acquaintance of mine works for the University. I don't know much, but I do know that something is going down with regards to athletic fundraising. A deadline was met, overtime was worked, etc. It could be something major, or something very minor. I'm sorry I don't have more, but the specifics are/were sensitive.
I'm sorry I can't match the literary prose of the Beavcoon.
 

If I crack the code, do I need to have purchased a button to claim the prize?
 

This is a roller coaster of emotions.

Can someone translate the coon?
 

Winasota Gopher said:
This is a roller coaster of emotions.

Can someone translate the coon?
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My best guess is that the Beavcoon believes that sizable donations will be made from some combination of the following:

General Mills/Pillsbury
Pearson Candy
United Health
Federated Insurance
Some wild card (candy from a stranger).
 



The beaver is in the hole with the money bagmen. When will they come out of the hole?
 

I was thinking Beavcoon's rap wasn't great but hopefully informative and then I had a vision of Sid reading it on air and felt blessed I only had to read it.
 

The whole things reads like someone who is suffering from some pretty severe constipation.
 



What alarms me is that "secrets" can't be kept for to long before they are known, one way or another. If there are one or two "major" committed donors I would be surprised.
 

Beavcoon said:
Beavcoon was in the hole with his friend The Mole.
As you see, he isn’t so blind
To know about the incoming dole.
The shovels will be ready, so don't be in a bind.
Poke the dough boy in his belly
Watch him squiggle and giggle,
The money will be of the bevy
You’ll have extra change in the pocket to jiggle.
The Mole also said not to be afraid to take candy from strangers;
You might just get the extra you need
To throw in a couple extra game changers
And to improve the gang's feed.
All of this covered by the hands of insurance,
Making disasters into a minor occurrence.

Beavcoon in the room with Go4family and his boy Bronko sittin’ and eatin’ Funyuns.
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This Beavcoon character is alright. What he's saying makes a lot of sense: A majority of corporations have their Fiscal Year end June 30th. It would be in July that the budgeted funds would be available. I'm thinking that because of how quiet it's been that there will be a joint news conference with much fanfare announcing the large donations. It would give each of these corporations a large audience to make their announcement (good PR) and also get excitement and momentum going for the Athletic Facility specifically and Gopher Athletics generally. I'm sensing the "improving the gangs feed" has something to do with the lawsuit.

Beavcoon's poem passes the "smell test" and I'm smelling a Big news conference in the next few weeks. Just a hunch.
 

balds said:
My best guess is that the Beavcoon believes that sizable donations will be made from some combination of the following:

General Mills/Pillsbury
Pearson Candy
United Health
Federated Insurance
Some wild card (candy from a stranger).
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Cargill?
 

balds said:
My best guess is that the Beavcoon believes that sizable donations will be made from some combination of the following:

Patrick Reusse
Pearson Candy
United Health
Federated Insurance
Some wild card (candy from a stranger).
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Fixed it for you.
 




So are folks giving this clown more or less credibility because of his writing "style". The correct answer is pretty obvious.
 





I have heard about an insurance company garnering a larger footprint with the university since Teague came aboard. Apparently there is an alum with ties to the athletic department from his college days. A big wheel from south of the river, who is not in his 70's, and has maintained strong ties to the football and hockey programs. Fits the shift in the recruitment of donors from Sid's generation that has been talked about. We will see if Beavcoon comes though...
 

I smell Target. Could we be Tailgating in the Ski-U-Mah Parking Lot brought to you by Target?
 

1967 said:
I have heard about an insurance company garnering a larger footprint with the university since Teague came aboard. Apparently there is an alum with ties to the athletic department from his college days. A big wheel from south of the river, who is not in his 70's, and has maintained strong ties to the football and hockey programs. Fits the shift in the recruitment of donors from Sid's generation that has been talked about. We will see if Beavcoon comes though...
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Common sense says somebody is going to step up pretty soon. The area has lots of candidates and guys who can sell doing the pitching.
 



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