Beavcoon1
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Beavcoon and brother Sloth went in to renew our season tickets
and the process was like going through a deciduous thicket.
No associate donorship to be had
left Beavcoon and brother Sloth feeling not so rad.
Aggravations and exasperations are still rife in this department of athletics
that do not cater to the loyal patron and leaves this place with unseemly aesthetics.
This left Beavcoon thinkin...
Left and right brain started linkin'...
Mariucci...Empty
Williams...Empty
TCF...Empty
Secondary sports...Empty
Mark Coyle's creativity...Empty
What this university needs is a fresh idea
An attendance disease panacea.
The vision is clear
for all to adhere:
Each and every loyal ticket holder will receive ticket vouchers
To any other gopher sport they want to encounter.
Mariucci...Full
Williams...Full
TCF...Full
Secondary sports...Full
Mark Coyle's pocket...Full
Exposure to these once mighty programs will again thrive
creating new revenue into overdrive.
Beavcoon in the room with Milton Friedman and Gwen Stefani
and the process was like going through a deciduous thicket.
No associate donorship to be had
left Beavcoon and brother Sloth feeling not so rad.
Aggravations and exasperations are still rife in this department of athletics
that do not cater to the loyal patron and leaves this place with unseemly aesthetics.
This left Beavcoon thinkin...
Left and right brain started linkin'...
Mariucci...Empty
Williams...Empty
TCF...Empty
Secondary sports...Empty
Mark Coyle's creativity...Empty
What this university needs is a fresh idea
An attendance disease panacea.
The vision is clear
for all to adhere:
Each and every loyal ticket holder will receive ticket vouchers
To any other gopher sport they want to encounter.
Mariucci...Full
Williams...Full
TCF...Full
Secondary sports...Full
Mark Coyle's pocket...Full
Exposure to these once mighty programs will again thrive
creating new revenue into overdrive.
Beavcoon in the room with Milton Friedman and Gwen Stefani