While there's been a drumbeat to get Mickey Gasper out of the lineup, I say leave him in--in this season of suckiness, embrace the suck, as something historic could be afoot. Here are the 10 lowest batting averages in Twins history (minimum 50 AB's):
1988 Tom Nieto .067 (60 AB's)
2014 Pedro Florimon .092 (76)
2025 Dashawn Keirsey .110 (82)
1986 Mark Davidson .118 (68)
2023 Mark Contreras .121 (58)
2025 Mickey Gasper .123 (57)
2021 Gilberto Celestino .136 (59)
1975 Luis Gomez .139 (72)
2022 Jeremy Palacios .143 (70)
2018 Jason Castro .143 (63)
One more hitless game for Gasper, and the 2025 Twins will be tracking for two of the top five lowest batting averages in Twins history. As it stands, that half of the lowest averages on this list are from this partial decade alone speaks to a dismaying lack of depth in the Twins system. But wait, there's more!
While there's some fascinating and/or forgettable names when you track through the lowest BA's at 75 AB's/100 AB's/and 200 AB's, for the purpose of brevity, I'm going to skip ahead to another 2025 bat (check the footnotes for some whimsy if you're so inclined). Christian Vazquez is currently batting .174 in 178 AB's this season, which ranks him in the top 10 of lowest BA's for 100 AB's and over.
However, if he reaches 200 AB's this season, he has a good chance of eclipsing the lowest BA for a Twin with over 200 AB's (currently a tie between '67 Jerry Zimmerman and '11 Drew Butera at .167).
With forty games left in the season, there's a real possibility the following could happen:
* Gasper gets enough at-bats and continues with his ineptitude with the bat to reach 75 AB's and knock Florimon from the spot of lowest batting average for those with 75 AB's or more in a season.
* Keirsey gets called up again, continues apace with the bat and reaches 100 AB's, knocking Chris Hermann (2015, .146, 103 AB's) from that "top" spot.
* As mentioned, Vazquez reaches 200 AB's and continues with his putrid stick, and claims the regrettable title of lowest Twins BA over 200 AB's.
The triple crown of suckitude at the plate is possible for the '25 Twins. When I was stepping into my Twins fanhood, I would check the daily boxscores to see how far Ken Landreaux could extend his hitting streak; in this lost season, when the most depressing of news is somehow not from the diamond, the boxscore checking is driven by the limbo contest of "how low can you go" (and I've got my eye on you too Alan Roden, Edouard Julien, and Ryan Fitzgerald).
*Interesting note, #1: The father/son combo of Sal and Drew Butera currently sit at #4 and 5 for lowest averages with Twins over 100 AB's in a season.
*Interesting note, #2: In 1999, called up at the end of the season, future HOF'er David Ortiz recorded a .000 average over 20 AB's.