Welcome, Mr Chris Smith, to the Gophers. You will enjoy playing in the Big 10 and quoting some Othello to the O-lineman who will probably belch from all of the Pizza they have eaten. Especially a certain lineman from Lakeville, MN who now plays(Well plays is an insult to the word plays football for this guy Benn.... something or other who loves FROSTY) for the Nebraska Cornhuskers, and his dad is a monster loud, wind/ D-bag.
Please help us kick the crap out of Nebraska and Frosty the Snowman who talks crap about our coach's, sloganeering and wave to the crowd in Lincoln, NE this fine November. When you are beating the double team just remember that the Red "N" on the side of the Nebraska helmets stands for (Knowledge). That and that we yell M-I-N-N-E-S-O-T-A after we sing the Rouser just to show the rest of the Big 10 were great at spelling and that they will not forget who is beating they're collective rear ends, and scoring a lot of points. (Well not us, we cheer load but don't play obviously) But you know "Yelling at a game, and making a difference, makes the fans feel good".
You will see Tanner, and Crab, and Mo, and the boy's putting up a lot of points this coming season. 2022 is going to be a "ELITE" year for the Gophers.
22 is, Quite possibly the year of the Gopher in the Big 10 West instead of the year of the Tiger, Boiler ups, Cornholers (The broken chair is a cool trophy), the Hawkeye's which I swear an Iowa fan will yell at you "go Hawks" every where you go especially since so many live here in town because well Iowa( who can find a job in Iowa City) and they yell at you just if they see you wearing a Minnesota T-shirt.
You will get to know the "Who Hates Iowa cheer well", we do this at every home game even against Non-Conference opponents, because you know who doesn't dislike the Steelers copying, Iowa Hawkeyes. Well that, and those Stinking no count popcorn box, sweatshirt wearing, "Better dead then Red" Badgers. Once you see the AXE, you will Know beating Wisconsin in anything even board games is a Big deal!
All kidding aside (Well not the part about grabbing an oar and pounding Nebraska) Welcome Mr Smith, Row the Boat, SKI-U-MAH, and go Gophers.