Adam's Song is a song off of blink-182's 1999 album, Enema of the State. The actual song is about suicide, but I don't think it's based on a true story, though some say it is. So, seeing as it's called Adam's Song, I decided to replace the supposedly fictional Adam, with everyone's favorite Adam: Adam Weber. If any of you were friends with me on facebook, you would know that I like writing humorous raps and changing the lyrics to songs, and so I present to you, Adam's Song.
I never thought one and three
Would begin the final year for me.
All we do is run the ball,
God only knows if we'll pass again at all.
There's no time left; we hurry up,
I throw some passes, but it's not enough.
The season's bleak, but I'll go on.
You'll be sorry when I'm gone.
I never conquered, rarely came.
'08 just held such better days.
Days when we played in full stride.
We couldn't wait to get outside,
The sun was bright, no booze in sight.
We're at our best at TCF at night.
I couldn't wait till I got home,
Because we play no longer in the Dome.
I used to think that I'd go pro;
Another six months I'll be unknown.
If the team loses 10,
You can bet I'll never play again.
I'll end this year and graduate,
Then the job can go to MarQueis Gray.
I can't believe they have the gall
To say that every loss is all my fault.
I never conquered, rarely came.
'08 just held such better days.
Days when we played in full stride.
We couldn't wait to get outside,
The sun was bright, no booze in sight.
We're at our best at TCF at night.
I couldn't wait till I got home,
Because we play no longer in the Dome.
I never conquered, rarely came.
Tomorrow holds such better days.
Days when I can wear gold with pride,
When I can't wait to get outside,
The sun is bright, morale is high.
Seven titles bring tears to my eyes.
Now I can't wait till I get home.
The curse is lifted; thirteen and oh.
I never thought one and three
Would begin the final year for me.
All we do is run the ball,
God only knows if we'll pass again at all.
There's no time left; we hurry up,
I throw some passes, but it's not enough.
The season's bleak, but I'll go on.
You'll be sorry when I'm gone.
I never conquered, rarely came.
'08 just held such better days.
Days when we played in full stride.
We couldn't wait to get outside,
The sun was bright, no booze in sight.
We're at our best at TCF at night.
I couldn't wait till I got home,
Because we play no longer in the Dome.
I used to think that I'd go pro;
Another six months I'll be unknown.
If the team loses 10,
You can bet I'll never play again.
I'll end this year and graduate,
Then the job can go to MarQueis Gray.
I can't believe they have the gall
To say that every loss is all my fault.
I never conquered, rarely came.
'08 just held such better days.
Days when we played in full stride.
We couldn't wait to get outside,
The sun was bright, no booze in sight.
We're at our best at TCF at night.
I couldn't wait till I got home,
Because we play no longer in the Dome.
I never conquered, rarely came.
Tomorrow holds such better days.
Days when I can wear gold with pride,
When I can't wait to get outside,
The sun is bright, morale is high.
Seven titles bring tears to my eyes.
Now I can't wait till I get home.
The curse is lifted; thirteen and oh.