A Tribute to ChemEgopher

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First, the person who did it didn't create this thread.
Second, doing crazy things in college is a rule.
Third and most importantly, we are all GOPHER FANS, take it at face value, laugh, and move on.
 


leftyslefty said:
The litmus test for me is, "Would your parents approve of your actions."
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"Would your parents approve?" is the litmus test?

hahahahahaha

No trips to Vegas for you! Also, my parents are Amish so I guess it's back to the buggy.
 


No problem hinjon. :)

Believe it or not bottom line is it's a 5th degree assault, if the kid was actually injured, God forbid, 4th degree assault and/or possibly a felony. The last time I checked stupidity or I didn't know I could get in trouble for this wasn't a legitimate defense.

Look it this way if a flag in a football game could end an NFL linemans career a flying piece of pizza ...

The free advice is think before you act and the bonus advice is don't f--- with people you don't know.
 


Blizzard said:
That's why when we get older we have a tendency to not do stupid things such as this. Being made responsible for your actions can really be a bitch sometimes.
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What a ridiculous statement. If you really believe this, I would suggest you pick up a newspaper at some point in your life. There are far more stupid things being done by older people every day, and very few of them end up being made responsible for their actions in any way. What world do you live in?

I almost spit out my coffee when I read the "would your parents approve" post. My god...
 

Blizzard said:
No problem hinjon. :)

Believe it or not bottom line is it's a 5th degree assault, if the kid was actually injured, God forbid, 4th degree assault and/or possibly a felony. The last time I checked stupidity or I didn't know I could get in trouble for this wasn't a legitimate defense.

Look it this way if a flag in a football game could end an NFL linemans career a flying piece of pizza ...

The free advice is think before you act and the bonus advice is don't f--- with people you don't know.
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i am not that young anymore so don't throw me in as taking the "younger crowds" side here, but seriously blizzard are you done with the civics lesson yet?! man, get off your pedestal already.

these are young college kids having a little fun at each other's expense and it involved a piece of pizza and an overweight Becky fan being a tool. big frickin' deal. nobody got hurt so just leave it at that. there does not need to be some "lesson learned" for everything that happens in life.

finally, i don't recall anyone in this thread asking for your "free" legal advice.

that is all......
 

Blizzard said:
No problem hinjon. :)

Believe it or not bottom line is it's a 5th degree assault, if the kid was actually injured, God forbid, 4th degree assault and/or possibly a felony. The last time I checked stupidity or I didn't know I could get in trouble for this wasn't a legitimate defense.

Look it this way if a flag in a football game could end an NFL linemans career a flying piece of pizza ...

The free advice is think before you act and the bonus advice is don't f--- with people you don't know.
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I saw the whole thing. The pizza jumped out of the box and landed on the kid's face. I even have it on tape. So yes, please take the pizza box to court.
 

but seriously blizzard are you done with the civics lesson yet?! man, get off your pedestal already.
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Yeah pretty much. :)
 



I have gone to games at Evanston numerous times and when the game ends, I consider it an honor that there is a pile of coins, popcorn, etc. surrounding my seat. Throw more!!! I think it just shows that I am getting under your skin in your house. And who goes and whines to security??? It's not like somebody beat the dude up. That would not have been cool. What he should have done is caught the piece of pizza and eaten it. Man up! How slow do you have to be to not pick up on a piece of pizza flying at you? Chem, was it stealth pizza?

And let's stop with the lawyer talk -- there are no damages. It isn't Chem's fault the kid is fat and dumb.
 



Blizzard -- please stop. 4th degree assault? Is the fat kid a cop? Is he Chem's prison guard or probation officer? Please stop, you have no idea what you are talking about.
 



You just can't make it up.

It was the Gorilla, in the barnyard, with the pizza.

Who would ever believe it ? :D

Joking aside, our TKD instructor who's a Professor at William Mitchell, says you can be charged in a civil case in the event the fat fan from Wisconsin was hurt, for up to two years after the fact. Further says .. If you assault against another person, without justification, you may be subject to a civil action or criminal prosecution. Involvement in either is highly unpleasant.
 


Furthermore, imagine if you became the "guy who got hurt by a piece of pizza and went to court because of it". I mean you could never live that down. You'd be a laughingstock.
 


How dare you! William Mitchell, Hamline, and St. Thomas are the nerd schools. The U is the cool law school. Actually, never mind. The facilities, atmosphere, and, most important, girls at the other law schools are far superior to the U's, but, on the other hand, I would never have gotten a job if I had gone to one of them. You take the rough with the smooth.
 


It was the Gorilla, in the barnyard, with the pizza.
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Lol.

Is the fat kid a cop? Is he Chem's prison guard or probation officer?
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Doesn't have to be. It's broader than that. Bias/hate. Which opens up a whole plethora of possibilities.

Nothing is going to happen to ChemE. It still doesn't mean it wasn't a stupid thing to do. Sorry, if you disagree. Last post on this one from me.
 

Blizzard said:
Lol.



Doesn't have to be. It's broader than that. Bias/hate. Which opens up a whole plethora of possibilities.

Nothing is going to happen to ChemE. It still doesn't mean it wasn't a stupid thing to do. Sorry, if you disagree. Last post on this one from me.
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Blizzard, you're a loser. I think your last post should have been before you even clicked reply to this thread in the first place. ChemE, that was awesome. Throwing ice and water at him the whole game was also quite entertaining.
 

From the Barn said:
He bought it off Gopher fans, as they were with him in line. He was also a complete idiot. His presence didn't get him the pizza, his actions did.
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Fair enough! good work
 

wow....all i wanted to do was honor a great gopher fan, but all you lame old people ruined the fun. i guess we should all just sit on our hands.
 

boner4goldy said:
wow....all i wanted to do was honor a great gopher fan, but all you lame old people ruined the fun. i guess we should all just sit on our hands.
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Most of them already do, don't worry.

Chem, you are a great gopher fan.
 

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