Never understood the Goonies obsession. Terrible movie.
As far as the boat, my life jacket is on, I'm just letting the women and children get off first.. The Maryland and Purdue losses still irk me. It took a gimme pick 6 from the Illinois QB to beat the worst team in the B1G on homecoming. If that doesn't happen, we're officially the worst team in the B1G. No matter how many things people want to laughably put on Kill or Claeys, there is enough talent here to be better than that, especially on defense.
Take one of three rivalry trophies (Floyd, Jug, or Axe), and I'll be spewing ridiculous acronyms and cliches up in the wheel house.