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Cornhuskers buy lots of alcohol and curds. I wouldn’t want to be in their vehicles for an 8 hour drive home.

I could tell you to keep this clean, but I know you better than that. What have you GopherHole?

Whoa, talk about flashback, that was me 40 years ago. It was a lot trickier getting back to pioneer from the Metrodome but plenty of time to empty the bottle of vodka.

C. In game coaching was better than Rutgers game. Some of the issues seemed to be the players this game. No line push at all. Tackling bad. Receivers not getting separation, Lindsey not quite as sharp.

I enjoyed 2019, particularly given how consistently meh the program has been. Heck, I even bought a home in the Tampa area after discovering I liked the area. But, that’s the highlight of decades - no Rose Bowl, no division or conference championship, no playoff. Now a thread asking how...

Another year of being the U of Meh. Virtually ever other real Big Ten school - I don’t count the newcomers and in particular Rutgers and Maryland - has had a standout season in the last 50 seasons. Define that as a major bowl or the playoff (Indiana barely included given last season). The...

That’s a comment that an unconcerned coach says.

F. Not ready to play for a a quarter. The end of the first half was a master class in how to f’ up. It was Rutgers. Only plus to give is recognizing that passing was more effective.

Learn how to get one fu@“ing yard. And, when you know they are gashing you on the run, stop the fricking run. PJ doesn’t deserve the win with the end of the first half work. In last two minutes the offense couldn’t get a yard. Defense couldn’t stop anything, special teams wasn’t ready when...

Cal was just one game. But….that one game instantly feels like another overall meh season where we need to find little bright spots.

Uff da, I was worried they were breaking out the Morons.

‘We didn’t come here to play school.’ I like Thomas’s take. At NIU he has to play that way. But unfortunately others aren’t playing that game. Not a traitor. He wanted to grow quickly, Kill told him he was going to have to sit behind his long term henchmen so he departed.

There have been a number of years where that scented candle was useful to cover up the stink of the team, the geezo-peezo, or hot chili.

Professional sports is not the mission nor core product of the University of Minnesota. Students should not be forced to pay for athletes (some of whom can only loosely be termed student athletes). Stop the oversized tail wagging the dog.

let me be the first. Dink.

If you’re not cheating, you’re not trying. I’d guess that Fickell wanted this story. In desperation he wants his fan base to see how he is trying the angles. And the staff probably had vacation planned during the penalty time anyway. Cheaters. Buck the fadgers.

I asked AI to explain what happens every year. Scary how AI has us pegged. Let’s just say we are all a bit like Gary. A new Gophers football season was on the horizon, and the air was thick with the usual mix of optimism and... well, maybe just plain delusion. Fans, fueled by the...

Won’t be long and there will be no first hand historians of the Gophers in the Rose Bowl.

100% of the people who confuse correlation with causation will die. Coincidence?

Must … resist …. comment … about … name.