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    Teams vs the same mascott

    I love it when we play teams named Boilermakers 3 weeks in a row.
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    Culture Counts: Deion Sanders chaotic culture turns into locker room violence in Colorado

    An egomaniacal, brash, hyperbolic ex-Cowboy landing a gig on the king-making network as yet another talking head to drone on about the utterly mediocre Cowboys 24/7, 52 weeks a year?!? At once perfect and pathetic.
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    The headline in the Sunday newspaper will read?...

    S(h)ofar, So Good - Rams Blown Out By Gophers 34-13
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    I’ve never been more optimistic

    Odd, in that watching it live last night, I became increasingly pessimistic and concerned. The only thing that keeps me from the edge, is that it was game 1 with a new QB and . . . we can’t play that disjointedly and with such poor execution in all three phases going forward - can we?
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    A shiny sparkle in a stadium of despair

    There sure weren’t many other gems - or sparkle, or polish - to be seen at the stadium last night.
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    Casey O’Brien needs our help

    There are ample things in this world that foster, and often deserve, cynicism. But on 10/19/19, in the gloaming at Rutgers, Casey entered the game and held for a successful kick. I was lucky enough to be there, and it elicited such an unexpected upwelling of admiration, awe, and appreciation...
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    The headline in the Friday newspaper will be?…

    Forward Pass Now Also Legal Again In Stadium Village: Brosmer Doesn’t Bogart “The Program” - Passes It Around To Many Happy Teammates As Goldy Smokes UNC 31-27, Seeks Another Bowl
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    New Gophers QB Max Brosmer is exceeding P.J. Fleck's expectations

    I’m guessing, and am confident, and have to believe - that he can hit a . . . wide . . . open . . . TE that is sitting down in coverage, for a critical 1st down, a mere 4 or 5 yards away. That shouldn’t be a big ask, correct? Let’s just be competent/upper-half in passing efficiency, and...
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    Texas OL Nelson McGuire commits to the Gophers (UPDATE: Nelson de-commits 2 weeks later)

    I think that committing “1000%”, while still taking other visits, and then de-committing, can now be officially termed: “a half-Nelson”. And yes, I was wrestling with what to call it.
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    8 seasons in under Fleck, how do we feel about our strength & conditioning program?

    I just wish our RBs were in good enough shape to handle more than 15 attempts/game. :ROFLMAO:
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    Official 2025 Gophers Football Recruiting Thread: Links, Tweets, Videos, Rumors

    Wonder if anyone has ever gone crazy man John McEnroe on him: “You can not be serious!!!” Or, if he’s ever replied to “that” question, with: “I am serious - and don’t call me Shirley!”
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    Minnesota will host Lindenwood in 2027

    Should’ve scheduled Incarnate Word to entice an ESPN GameDay appearance.
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    invalid fair catch signal

    How about playing The Eagles’ “Get Over It” about, oh . . . every 10 minutes, accompanying “that” highlight?
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    Portal Alert: Oklahoma quarterback GENERAL BOOTY

    I presume whenever he audibles, it’s a booty call.
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    JAXON HOWARD A GOPHER!!!

    Great news on this Friday morning! Coach D !!
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    Official 2025 Gophers Football Recruiting Thread: Links, Tweets, Videos, Rumors

    Coming to the Big Screen in 2025 . . . . Drake Lindsey and Jackson Kollock in “Finding Nimmo”! :cool:
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    OJ Simpson

    I still don’t agree, but I will stipulate that O.J. was definitely more of a slasher than the other two.



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