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And your position player former Twin update for the day: Luis Arraez started out slow this season before getting traded. In 110 AB's since joining the Dads, he's hitting .391 with an OBP of .414. Overall, he's leading all of the majors in AB's, Hits, and Average with 247 AB, 84 H, .340 Avg.

Seeing as we haven't had a game last night to talk about, how about a former Twins update for the day: Sonny Gray, 7-3, 57.1IP, 3.00 ERA, 1.053 WHIP, 12.2 SO/9 (by far a career high SO/9 if he were to maintain) Jose Berrios, 5-4, 74.1IP (incl. 1 CG), 2.78 ERA, 1.076 WHIP, 7.0 SO/9 (a career low...

Coming onto the field is the 3M University of Minnesota Gopher Gophers, presented by Washburn McCreavy Funeral Homes!!! “When those forever chemicals kill you, we’ll bury you in your proud Gopher colors!”

I thought it was awesome. It's the only way I get to watch them on TV. Other than the incredibly awkward Reggie Jackson interview, it was great.

That's where you're wrong. Falvine and Rocco's heads would all simultaneously explode, causing a shock wave through the atmosphere, resulting in a black hole that immediately consumes Earth. So yes, the world would end.

Packers got #23 and #53 for Davante Adams. Chiefs got #29 and #50 (along with some later round picks) for Tyreek Hill. So the market appears set as to about what you’d get back. Is a WR worth the money he’ll be making? Not a chance. The likelihood of him contributing to the team commensurate...

Reading what he's been pulled over for, it would seem if he could just stop driving close to double the speed limit while drunk, he might be able to stay under the radar and not keep getting pulled over. You also pretty conspicuous in a Bentley SUV. Drive a tan Camry and keep it 5 over, and...

These are 18-22 year old dudes, many of whom that don't have a great support system to guide them. There will be a number of guys who transfer all around, with credits that don't transfer from school to school who will end up going to college for 4+ years and no degree to show for it. The ones...

This will limit the number of Gopher fans going to the game. This blows all the way around. The only saving grace is that it’s an away game. I sure as hell hope this doesn’t turn into a regular thing like NE/IA.

This could honestly be a big part of it. I watched this back when it was new, so it's been a while, but wasn't Spurlock a very fit/healthy guy in general? If you're not used to consuming much pop and you start drinking 40+oz a day, that would probably wreck you just by itself.

But what is his hand size, and how many Mike Morris' tall is he? Those are the only metrics I care about.

Agreed. I think they need to play Morris more instead of going PG-less, like they did in the Denver game. You need to keep Ant off the ball to free him up. If they don't play Morris, you're just giving more minutes to NAW/SloMo, who don't need to be chucking up any more 3's than they already do...

So you should be punished for buying the Gopher pass?

I don’t have a problem with away games on Friday nights. But home games are a PITA. You have to take time off from work to tailgate, and the U is terrible with the logistics on non-Saturday games. If the game is at 7, I have to take the kids out of school early to get to tailgating. If it’s at...

So basically all PAC schools (who are used to this garbage already) and only lower level B1G “classic” teams. Surprised we didn’t get stuck with one. I’m sure since we don’t have one this year, we’ll have one next year. Guessing tOSU, MI, and PSU never have to deal with this.

It won't matter what happens this season one iota. They can fall back on the "we were helpless because of our TV contract and did the best we could" BS. They'll milk that as long as people let them.

Looking at their roster, they have no chance at countering when we go big. Between Rudy/KAT/Naz, they're averaging 87.5min/game. Between Washington/Gafford/Lively, they're averaging 77.9 min/game. Kleber is out. Lively is a rookie going up against grown men. Do the Wolves go smaller to counter...

On average over 6 games, the winning team has won by an average of over 21 points (128 total point final score differential). Crazy.

Somewhat related - I have HBOMax right now and they have a "bleacher report" sports add-on where you can watch games that are on the turner networks. With the Twins being on TBS (and appearing on my homescreen as available) yesterday I was excited to watch the game. But nope, blacked out. I know...

I have officially bequeathed him with the GopherHole seal of approval. In a scientific, double-blind review, 9 out of 10 GopherHolers agree.