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As long as one of you doodz attends and then comes here to give me a brief rundown, this really doesn’t affect me all that much. I always enjoy reading the hype surrounding players x, y, and z only for them to collectively play 8 snaps in the fall.

If we want to be big players in the new college football landscape, we are really going to have to start asserting dominance. We will run onto the field to enter sandman and act like we have no idea what they are talking about when we immediately get called out. Then we will continue doing it as...

Father Time is undefeated: Tara Reid in a swimsuit pic then vs now (probably nsfw)

I answered Mo, but that entire 2019 team would have been fun to play with.

I saw him pull up to the valet at the Target center about a decade ago. Drove an Escalade with a license plate that said something like “2 wind.” It just all seemed so perfectly on-brand.

Emporia State. The pride of Emporia. A jewel on the Kansas turnpike. Ol’ Jer used to mold boys into men on that nutrient rich soil. Good stuff.

My sources tell me that every directional Michigan school is in play, and not just the existing Western Michigan to Gopher pipeline. Sit tight and grab some popcorn.

DQ Blizzard Bowl We've got some options.

SMU football died for this once.

One must come to understand that flarda man was raised in the various high points of the swamp. He was molded by it. Say flarda man, want to cool off with a nice dip in the Gulf on a hot summer day? Well, GFY. Water temp is 92 degrees. Go loiter the nearest 7/11 if you want temporary relief for...

“Hey dad, remember that time we decided on short notice to take a day trip to Detroit to watch the gophers play? That was fun.” - disco jr. Do it.

Damn. Some of you all are real dicks.

Where did the meme of “a bowl game gives us another month of practice” come from? Does it really make much of a difference? Is Joe Bagadoughnuts going to learn something groundbreaking in the next few weeks that will translate to next season? Anywho, I’ll be simultaneously watching every bowl...

Every play, baby.

You are thinking too small, OP. Which one of you around here can put together a sales pitch to the Saudis with the oil money? I’m not much of an ideas guy, but perhaps we can get PJ to change the mantra to “gas the boat” and pitch it as a subliminal form of petrol advertising.

Is this the thread where we talk about Gopher recruiting targets and commits? Guys like Koi for instance.

A. They made it clear from the start that they had no interest in making it even remotely competitive. They accomplished what they set out to do.