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Ok eeyore.

I flew back from the Sun Bowl in the middle seat between 2 Gopher OLmen so I've already done 6.

I'm not convinced Marcus even knows the slightest thing about volleyball. Did he really write hitting percentages as XX.X?

Oh no, what will they do without an old man on the sidelines? The proper punishment should be making Iowa wait an extra week to contact people after the portal opens.

Sydney Squires had a brace in her first game, so it's not even that. Who knows where they got that idea, and who knows why they decided to run with it. Having a freshman scoring 2 goals is a nice problem to have.

I'm not sure why they're running with this "FIRST BRACE IN GOPHER FRESHMAN HISTORY" storyline when there have been several braces by freshmen in the past. But, I need to let it go. Good to see they might have a goalscorer on the team. College soccer becomes a much easier sport when you have one...

Looks like the buzz around Birdsell was correct.

#1 has to be Bret Bielema right? Or did I not understand the assignment.

I always find it so funny -- guarding exhibition college soccer game scores like national secrets. If Chastain wants to keep her job, the Gophers are going to have to start scoring goals in 2024. If they finish 14th as predicted, her seat is very hot next season. There is some early buzz...

There is a big, lurking danger that comes with the massive consolidation in college sports. What are the new goalposts for the middling programs? It's considerably harder to win the conference with more teams, even if you ignore the haves and the have nots. A team like Minnesota might never win...

And it featured several errors.

What's the point even of making $5 million or whatever obscene salary coaches earn these days if you're not indulging?

Sports writer asks random, dumb question. Coach gives random, off the cuff answer. News is born.

It's really not a good sign that Minnesota players feel the need to drive many hours to a smaller state in search of better competition.

I don't read their board, maybe it's a running joke there? But it's Iowa, anything is possible.

Is this real or an internet joke?

Who tf is Andrew?

What's next, the Case IH Red Zone or something?

Bitch, bitch, bitch