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Updated the list to present. Let’s hope Ben gets a couple more soon.

Are we talking Megan Fox here? Or, Zendaya? Can she box out, block shots, score well and play defense?

As Blue Bloods get their number one guys in the portal and people like PP get pushed aside, is there any chance on a return? I mean, we had to offer PP some kind of NIL, what if the other offers dry up and Dinkytown starts to look like a safe landing spot again. Thoughts?

What portal additions?

What exactly is our assessment of Mr Betts after two almost completely in constructive years? Is he a young man who came in early and needed to gain weight strength and experience. Or a typical Minnesota reach recruit who will never account for anything. Here’s hoping he finds constructive...

List all known Gopher contact with portal people here. Don’t include traitorous Minnesotans like Morgan and Dania. Just the lucky few our coaching staff have contacted please. I hate this crap.

No mullet farmer

Any word from the farmer to be in the Del?

Hawk was the first to confirm his return.

Now we need Andrew Morgan and Cam!

Just when you think it will be at its darkest, the light shines through! Thank you Dawson!

247 says Andrew Morgan committed to the Gophers! If true, it’s the quietest commitment in history! Hats off to St Paul campus for existing. Speaking of which, what can you learn in college that you don’t know from growing up on a farm? How to conjugate a verb?

I hope this is true!

What day is it?

It’s on On3. Ben better be on this! Would be a firing offense to not try IMO.

This would make the loss of PP almost a happy unpleasantry. I hope he wants to come home! Hawkins Mitchell Christie Garcia Dainja Would be an extremely formidable lineup, hopefully with Morgan and Fox backing up front.

Apparently, players want playing time.

While there are several bugs in the portal who can replace Payne’s production, when you start to consider if they will play here the number decreases precipitously. Hell, Morgan has higher numbers at 94.4 on 247! It’s not like Mychal Thompson is leaving!

This just in: Goldy Gopher shot by Carl the groundskeeper at Hazeltine National Golf Club! Carl’s boss stated, “That was a traitorous rodent if I ever saw one! I made him into haggis for the alley cats out back!”

If this ended up happening, would we all be ok? Bumrush for the portal stops and Garcia, Christie, Mitchell and Hawkins remain. We sign the Waseca kid and Hadley. New starting lineup: Morgan -C Garcia-PF Hadley-sf Christie-sg Hawkins-pg Reserves: Mitchell Fox Betts Keinys Grove Asuma Portal...