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  1. DarthGopher

    ***OFFICIAL USC (MUSSELMAN BACK IN THE BARN) AT MINNESOTA IN-GAME THREAD!!!***

    USC reminds me of seals at the zoo when they bring fish out. Barking and flopping around like crazy.
  2. DarthGopher

    ***OFFICIAL USC (MUSSELMAN BACK IN THE BARN) AT MINNESOTA IN-GAME THREAD!!!***

    My god does USC whine. It's kind of embarrassing.
  3. DarthGopher

    Koi Perich Transfer Portal

    It has devolved into tax policy. Holy actual shit.
  4. DarthGopher

    My thoughts on the portal so far.

    If they deducted $100 for every time he was out of position from his 2025 NIL total to arrive at his 2026 offer, that would explain the drop in what he expected. :LOL: (with a small kernel of truth in there - not overpaying for mediocre to below average performance)
  5. DarthGopher

    My thoughts on the portal so far.

    In a much larger size. And I bet he doesn't need a special half and half version just to get him to hopefully show up for the whole game.
  6. DarthGopher

    ***OFFICIAL NATIONALLY RANKED IOWA AT MINNESOTA RIVALRY GAME IN-GAME THREAD!!!***

    The only momentum Iowa had at the very end of the game was to the visitor locker room.
  7. DarthGopher

    Lehigh Safety Mikhai Smith commits to MN.

    We decided to pass on the Drama Tax. They made a sound financial decision imho.
  8. DarthGopher

    ***OFFICIAL NATIONALLY RANKED IOWA AT MINNESOTA RIVALRY GAME IN-GAME THREAD!!!***

    Hey, the needle moved to 10% last game. Give him some runway!
  9. DarthGopher

    Koi Perich Transfer Portal

    Yeah, I hope people aren't misreading my takes as I want him gone. I'd love it if he stayed and returned to 2024 form, which was extremely high/elite level performance. But we have 1 year of elite, and 1 year of average to below average play. If I'm a business manager, I'm forecasting he levels...
  10. DarthGopher

    Gopher portal visits and signings

    That is a large human being who also probably benchpresses a compact pickup truck for warm ups.
  11. DarthGopher

    Koi Perich Transfer Portal

    Everyone involved in this shitshow era of college athletics is going to keep a lid on dollar amounts for as long as they possibly can. Too much unchecked money exchanging hands and an NCAA governing body that is little more than a hood ornament at this point.
  12. DarthGopher

    ***OFFICIAL MINNESOTA AT NORTHWESTERN IN-GAME THREAD!!!***

    It is infinitely more fun as a player to play in that kind of offense. Because if you put in the work and execute, you'll get touches to score or assist. It keeps everyone engaged at all times and it makes the defense respond to every player on the floor for 25-30 seconds a crack. Backdoor cuts...
  13. DarthGopher

    Koi Perich Transfer Portal

    Well thank you! The point isn't that he won't get offers. You are looking at this with emotional binary glasses on. The point is you don't have infinite money to spend. You have to look at performance objectively and make personnel decisions accordingly. His camp is probably asking for money...
  14. DarthGopher

    ***OFFICIAL MINNESOTA AT NORTHWESTERN IN-GAME THREAD!!!***

    It's almost like moving guys are harder to defend. At least I always liked defending when my guy was more potted plant than squirrel.



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