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“What? Of course not Mary Sue. You are not an alcoholic like your parents, sisters, friends, all the neighbors, the pastor, and the checkout lady at ace hardware say you are. Being 43 and throwing up in public on a Saturday afternoon is actually pretty common.”

Jinx talk is for losers? I’m a “well-known member” on a college football team fan forum. The only thing that is more loser-like than that is not winning at Kinnick since 1999. We both know the cliched definition of insanity, so if you want to test fate yet again, have at it. Drag us all down...

Good. I’m glad you’re being part of the solution and staying home. Change your best. You sonuvabitch… You’re clearly part of the problem too. How about you be like some guy and stay far tf away from iowa city on Saturday.

The entire stadium waving to hospitalized kids and their families is one of the finest traditions in football. That’s all you’re getting from me. I’d like to invite you down to St. Pete to drive around for a bit. Not using blinkers and road rage are pretty standard.

I’m willing to bet that making the relatively insignificant trek to a small city like Duluth can be a bit of an overwhelming experience for small town guys like Koi. We really can’t discount that staying close to home and going to school in Minneapolis is likely a massive undertaking for these...

Oh man. This sucks. Koi is probably eating some of Lincoln’s instagram worthy barbecue as we speak. Staff, close this thread down. It’s over.

I’d like to throw Craig Smith and Brian Dutcher on that list too. Although, the Dutcher ship has probably sailed at this point.

How’s that exciting sc vs co game going over here yah-e?

It’s game day, boys. I’m fixin’ to add some tomatoes to my chicken, sausage, and seafood gumbo today to really show my disdain for the opponent. Get it done, Gophers!

Dear New Friend, Successful trolling is an art of subtlety, and what you wrote was anything but. It is probably best at this point that you drop this moniker, go back to buckyville to revise your technique, and then return here using a new GH account. We will be patiently waiting for your...

Lot 37 for sure.

Whether it’s losing to jv teams from the Dakotas, Bowling Green State, Texas Tech in bowl games, or games like last night against Northwestern, the response by the media and casual Minnesota fans is always the same: these are the “same ol’ Gophers.” That comment used to irk me, but boy, it’s...

Louisiana Tech is showing some grit.

Game 3 has concluded and we still don’t have an identity on offense.

Who cares what another man does with his money? I’d estimate about 43% of my disposable income goes to my various OnlyFans subscriptions. I’ll occasionally pick up extra shifts at work so I could pay a few of the girls extra to give me a personalized video of them saying goodnight to me by name...

Listen, a 6 ounce bird could not carry a 1 pound gopher.

“EMU Corralled at Huntington Bank Stadium” Local Aussie man credited for limiting movement to only near the end zones

I think the comparison here is apples and oranges. One concern is fictitious, the other is very, very real. I preemptively called the hotel I’m staying at and requested a room on at least the second floor in case of flooding. I’m driving, so I will park on at least the second floor of the hotel...