Describe the Gophers loss to NW in 1 sentence?

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• Yesterday at 6:10 PM

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You can’t sugarcoat a shit defense

 

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• Yesterday at 6:12 PM

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Northwestern tried to apply a handicap to the game by repeatedly kicking it straight to Perich.

 

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• Yesterday at 6:14 PM

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One word: Pathetic
Two words: Not Elite

 

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• Yesterday at 8:57 PM

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Started slow, put the pedal to the metal, hit the brakes, accelerated, repeat; like a spastic guy driving a muscle car.

 

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• Yesterday at 9:04 PM

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Texan Gopher said:

Isn't it obvious at this point that our defensive coordinator and our field goal kicker suck more ass than Richard Simmons?

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Texan Gophers getting personal with the kicker again. Criticize the coach, and point out mistakes or failures by the team, but don't take personal shots at these young men.

You might need to put a cork in it till you sober up.

 

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• Yesterday at 10:44 PM

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Sometimes, when you play not to lose, you lose OR live by the sword, die by the sword.

 

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• Yesterday at 10:59 PM

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The combination of our DC and the surrender whites is quite awesome for our opponents.

 

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• Today at 12:06 AM

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525 yards given up defensively is unacceptable.

 

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• Today at 12:15 AM

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So glad I went fishing today.

 

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• Today at 5:23 AM

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Regime change in your mirror is closer than it appears.

 

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• Today at 7:03 AM

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The Gophers allowed NW to pass effectively due to poor coverage and no pressure on the QB.

 

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• Today at 7:10 AM

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Gopher football taps women's soccer team for a kicker.

 

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• Today at 7:24 AM

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The Gophers didn't lose this one because of a lack of NIL money.

 

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• Today at 7:24 AM

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#2Gopher said:

Some people wonder why we weren't rated.

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Count me as one of those who didn't wonder.

 

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• Today at 7:40 AM

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It's hard to believe it's the same pass rush from week to week.

 

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• Today at 8:18 AM

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Pinstripe bowl here we come.

 

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• Today at 8:24 AM

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stocker08 said:

How was this DC and kicker our best options?

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And both those decisions circle back to a head coach who routinely makes made decisions with those two positions.