Problem is no Gopher fan under 80 ever gets prime rib.  The best we ever get is meatloaf from Perkins
		
		
	 
Maybe in your universe, but not so in mine, friend.
2014 Season Playing in a New Years Day Bowl (1/1/2015), which I never thought would happen in my lifetime.
2019 Season Playing in a New Years Day Bowl (1/1/2020)
 And Winning, which I never thought would happen in my lifetime.  
That's 2 in five years, 40%, I wonder how many other programs accomplished that feat during those five years.
Watching Barber & Maroney romping over defenses.
Watching Greg Esslinger win the Outland Trophy.
Watching Tyronne Carter win the JIm Thorpe Award,
Watching Matt Spaeth win the John Mackey Award,
Watching us, in person, upset #2 PSU in Happy Valley as Danny Nystrom, split the uprights as time expired.  Then me and my buddy draped a Gopher flag over Joe Pa's statue outside the stadium.
That's succulent Prime Rib baby!
Maybe you're a younger fan, under 50, still tends to be on the hyperbolic side?
Cheers!