Say something nice about Iowa, 2025 edition

gophernut1

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• Yesterday at 5:34 PM

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It took me a while to think of anything. Then I remember that this crappy state is like a bed of manure that will eventually poop out:

James T. Kirk on star date: March 22, 2228

 

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• Yesterday at 5:50 PM

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The best thing about Iowa is that it's downwind.

 

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• Yesterday at 5:55 PM

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I love Iowa State fans...really nice, decent, honorable people...

 

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• Yesterday at 6:02 PM

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American Pickers is/was based from there....

 

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• Yesterday at 7:03 PM

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Iowa only has six Runza shops...

 

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• Yesterday at 7:04 PM

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They have an impressive number of hog farms.

 

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• Yesterday at 7:09 PM

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For being so obese, their cheerleaders don't sweat much.

 

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• Yesterday at 8:09 PM

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Always lucky.

 

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• Yesterday at 8:31 PM

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Lake Okaboji: The Lake Minnetonka of the corn fields.

 

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• Yesterday at 8:48 PM

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Goldy-Wan Kenobi said:

Lake Okaboji: The Lake Minnetonka of the corn fields.

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And Arnolds Park, Iowa.....Being a Worthington, MN kid, I loved both Okaboji and Arnolds Park, Iowa.....Loved it as a kid, and loved it as a teen when I could drive there myself. Still a fun place to spend some time. Two very good Iowa State Parks are in that area too...plus great golf courses....It really is the only redeeming part of Iowa.

 

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• Yesterday at 8:52 PM

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It is very satisfying when Iowa loses to the gophers.

 

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• Yesterday at 8:58 PM

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I don't have to look at 'em.

 

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• Yesterday at 9:06 PM

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I like pork and corn on the cob.

 

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• Yesterday at 9:20 PM

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If Tim Walz moved to Iowa, the IQ of both states would go up.

 

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• Yesterday at 9:40 PM

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Slipknot is fun