Say something nice about Iowa, 2025 edition

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It took me a while to think of anything. Then I remember that this crappy state is like a bed of manure that will eventually poop out:

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Goldy-Wan Kenobi said:
Lake Okaboji: The Lake Minnetonka of the corn fields.
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And Arnolds Park, Iowa.....Being a Worthington, MN kid, I loved both Okaboji and Arnolds Park, Iowa.....Loved it as a kid, and loved it as a teen when I could drive there myself. Still a fun place to spend some time. Two very good Iowa State Parks are in that area too...plus great golf courses....It really is the only redeeming part of Iowa.
 









You're right. It wasn't a fair catch. I was an invalid fair catch.
 

BleedGopher said:
I will go with they aren't wisconsin.e
Go Gophers!!
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I think a Hawkeye would taste gamy like wild buzzard. But this is a positive thread, I guess it's how the Gophers smoke and prepare it. If any of you know how to prepare roadkill, then you know what I'm talking about. If the Hawks taste good, then this will be a positive thread!!! After the Nebraska game, don't use corn as a side dish!

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Their state fair is above average but still very inferior to Minnesota's. Much like their flagship university.
 

cemba99 said:
My son-in-law is a huge Hawkeye fan, but he is also a really great guy. (However - never, ever bring up the "phantom fair catch signal" - just leave that one be....)
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Sometimes that happens. Just forgive him and move on. He's Family.
 


It was nice making fun of that "proud of corn" CyHawk trophy Iowa-Iowa State until they got embarrassed and got rid of it.

That's all I got. Iowa is lame.
 

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