Recent content by Breakin' The Plane

Well, it might not have been the best effort for the Ducks, but the big oaf who could use that old Ron Popeil spray-on hair and the kid who dunked on, then taunted and shoved Durkin sure looked like they gave a damn.

Nice dunk #4. But how is that not a technical?

Blessing in disguise, as I've read they had too many starting pitchers as it were.

Caught a little bit of Shelton being interviewed on Fox 9 last night. He talked about how they're going to try to be aggressive running the bases this year, since their roster dictates that's how they need to play to be successful. He talked about 2019 and how they didn't expect to have all...

Huh? It's been mentioned plenty.

Woof

As soon as Turner got on campus, Medved should have stabbed him with a GLP-1.

I get annoyed because I completely understand that the TV money changed. But unless they chose to give Progressive highlighted, exclusive sponsorship rights on every single TV broadcast for next to nothing, as well as letting Winnebago carve out a section of the stadium while also allowing...

There were some cautionary tales floating around about that. Like if you test positive, you now have a pre-existing condition as far as your insurance is concerned and they won't cover the actual colonoscopy.

Note to Ope: The Twins kinda sorta listened to your cheap beer suggestion. $2 beers Friday and Saturday (pregame only, I assume there's a limit).

I know there's not much to get excited about, but I'm rooting hard for Hendricks to work out. That'd be a great story (until he's traded to a contender at the deadline).

Great way to hit the break, although with how streaky this team is, maybe it'd be better if they didn't have 9 days off.

Chainsaw is back. Slave Raider has started playing like one show each year at the Medina.

WE DEMAND SLAVE RAIDER IN 2027!!!

When he makes shots early, he's engaged on the other end. When he doesn't? It usually ends up in him committing one or more stupid frustration fouls.