Crown Tournament --"You are formally invited to play in the Fox Crown Tournament. Can we assume you'll be there"?
Indiana- "No. We are Indiana and we don't bother with anything other than NCAA Championships. Plus, we have to focus on rebuying, er, rebuilding our roster for next year. Our coaches have been unable to reach or contact any of our players since Selection Sunday".
Washington-"Well, that's tempting but Steinbach wants to get drafted and his people advise him not to risk injury. Desmond Claude is negotiating with other teams, is out of eligibility, and will likely be incapacitated another 12-36 months, so in the best interest of the Crown we will decline".
USC- "Ahhh, we stink without 36-year old Baker-Mazara, and Cornish was the only guy that really wanted to keep playing. Its probably best for USC to lay low and focus on avoiding NCAA violations".
Minnesota- "Ahh man. Yea we had a meeting with the guys, and they are such a connected group. They do everything I've asked them to do and more. Everyone really wanted to keep playing basketball, and that's what its all about isn't it? A group of guys that get along so well both on and off the court, it was a no-brainer really when we considered the financial incentives that were there in Las Vegas, a really classy event playing on national TV. Some teams would have packed it in but this group, I mean, they want to keep playing together and growing as a basketball team".
Rutgers- "Great! Sounds good to get out of this shitty weather".