***OFFICIAL MINNESOTA AT IOWA, FLOYD OF ROSEDALE, IN-GAME THREAD!!!***

[topos]

I'm at my in-laws (Hawkeye fans) and were watching it on a recorded delay to skip commercials. We're at halftime. This game is giving me 1983 flashbacks.

Our D Line pursuit seems to be pulling a sled. Drake needs to settle down. O Line turning into matador.

I'm calling this game lost.

I don’t want to get your hopes up, but we aren’t losing the second half…

 

[tikited]

Only 9 rushing yards needed

 

[GringaGopher]

I am trying to remember the game in 11/14 when we rolled the pigeyes 51-14. Their fans were mostly gone by the 4th quarter. Brutal day today

 

[A_Slab_of_Bacon]

How close to the Michigan State game is it going to have to be before this forum gets back to being good sports / adults who can take a bad loss?

 

[howeda7]

I am trying to remember the game in 11/14 when we rolled the pigeyes 51-14. Their fans were mostly gone by the 4th quarter. Brutal day today

Are we sure that wasn't a dream?

 

[USAF]

Only 9 rushing yards needed

18 rushes ought to do it.

 

[Border Gopher]

No spoilers everyone for @Ewert86PC ‘s sake

 

[NotAFanOfBecky]

Man these receivers just get no separation.

 

[Pdiddy]

How many balls are these clowns gonna drop?

 

[Gopher Mac]

Your down 31 throw the ball down the field not these 2 yard dumps. Bad!!!!

 

[Mr. 131]

The Northwestern game in 2017 was just as abysmal (I was there, worst game experience ever)

Illinois 2018 was bad. I was also there for that one.

This is inexcusable.

The loss to Illinois at home was the worst for me. I had my meltdown moment on that one. I’ve since tempered expectations- but this one is ugly.

 

[tikited]

18 rushes ought to do it.

That means first downs need to happen.

 

[USAF]

That means first downs need to happen.

Oh, you meant THIS game?

 

[Texan Gopher]

Your down 31 throw the ball down the field not these 2 yard dumps. Bad!!!!

We can't. Our offensive line is horrendous with pass blocking. Anytime the defense does any kind of twist or stunt, the pass rush destroys us.

 

[Stuff]

I'm not sure why I'm still watching

 

[goldenboy]

National TV with A-list announcers and we wet the bed. We look unprepared and completely out coached and outplayed.

 

[howeda7]

Another starter down....

 

[nitramnaed]

What does it say on the base of the Kinnick statue?
“Knowledge is good”?

 

[nitramnaed]

Another starter down....

Oy

 

[howeda7]

This is really just last year's Iowa game in reverse.

 

[phifo]

We can't. Our offensive line is horrendous with pass blocking. Anytime the defense does any kind of twist or stunt, the pass rush destroys us

It’s been a problem all year and I’m not sure why we can’t fix it. There have been times when we’ve held up well and given Drake plenty of time but today definitely is not it.

 

[MaxyJR1]

Is it just me or does Wetjen do something funky with his right arm on punt returns.

 

[tikited]

What does it say on the base of the Kinnick statue?
“Knowledge is good”?

IOAW

 

[disco]

Hit Gronowski right in the nads next drive.

Some snowflake here will chastise you for saying this. Because many here think a clean program is more important than winning.

 

[Lou Brown]

Brown Out!

More like Code Brown. This game is explosive diarrhea during a road trip with your in laws.

 

[howeda7]

Some snowflake here will chastise you for saying this. Because many here think a clean program is more important than winning.

That's why I didn't say hit him in the head, which would be true justice.

 

[nitramnaed]

Some snowflake here will chastise you for saying this. Because many here think a clean program is more important than winning.

OK then crush his spleen!

 

[disco]

That's why I didn't say hit him in the head, which would be true justice.

I'd hit him in the head. Can't fine college players.

 

[Gophergrandpa]

Time to burn the WWW uniform combo and promise “never again.”

Nebraska wore WWW against the Gophers last week. Huskers fans cs that uniform the Surrender Whites. No more Surrender Whites for the either. GWG is the away uni.

 

[GridironGus]

tuned back in - Wild are down 3-0 after 5 minutes .....