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It's already been a long season, Gopher fans, and it's our biggest rivalry week of the year. Let's leave it all out on the field and not hold anything back. Let's hear your anti-bucky stories, sayings, etc. Come on, you know you've got them.

Jesus Hates Wisconsin.
 

TheSportsAce said:
It's already been a long season, Gopher fans, and it's our biggest rivalry week of the year. Let's leave it all out on the field and not hold anything back. Let's hear your anti-bucky stories, sayings, etc. Come on, you know you've got them.

Jesus Hates Wisconsin.
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Leave it all on the field? Do we fans get to play this week?
 

Not sure about that, Art, but I'm sure we could come up with a list of fellow GopherHolers that we'd like to see get a shot. Might have to turn that into another thread.
 

"C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like going into Wisconsin." - John Winger (Bill Murray) in the movie "Stripes"
 

From the 1999 classic Dogma:

Bethany: "Were they sent to Hell?"
Metatron: "Worse. Wisconsin."
 





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Ewert86PC said:
"C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like going into Wisconsin." - John Winger (Bill Murray) in the movie "Stripes"
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Isn't the next line, "I got the $&!# beat out of me in Wisconsin!"
 




I got a speeding ticket in Wisconsin today. They can blow me. and their coastie campus can blow me too.
 

Glen S-one of my all time Gopher-badger moments
 

Firejumper said:
Wally Shaver and Glen Sonmor got it right.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYMTMqei5AY
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Beautiful!! Haha!!!

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I hate the Badgers and Wisconsin. Wisconsin/Badgers reminds me of that time when you first smelled a dirty diaper. You always said that couldnt come from that little kid, sure enough, the smell and stench is what Wisconsin/Badgers reak of.

GOPHERS #1
 





I don't care who has a better football team, who has the best beer, who has the most serial necrophiliacs, who has the most lakes. The answer from me will always be......
 

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GophersInIowa said:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/judge-rules-dead-deer-sex
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Let's recap what just happened:

We have a rival whose fans come to the dirtiest possible location in a place commonly called "The Dump" to have anonymous random drunken sex. And they aren't the sexual deviants among our rivals.

So I go ahead and mention that there are too many serial necrophiliacs in wisconsin. Pretty bad stuff, right?

Then GophersInIowa comes along and does me one better me with this dead deer thing!!!!

Only in wisconsin.
 


Wisconsin, American's leader in cannibalism, necrophilia and zoonecrophilia.
 


GopherRock said:
6 > 0
18 > 11
59-52-8

That's all you need to know.
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You sure must be old to remember those national championships. Good on you gramps to learn how to use the internet, because nobody younger than 80 remembers those National Championships.

But I don't blame you...better to recall the glory days of 60 years ago than today's pathetic Gopher program.
 


HolyCrossBadger said:
You sure must be old to remember those national championships. Good on you gramps to learn how to use the internet, because nobody younger than 80 remembers those National Championships.

But I don't blame you...better to recall the glory days of 60 years ago than today's pathetic Gopher program.
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Just FYI, nothing you can say that will erase the greatness that is the Golden Gopher football program. Every dog has his day... You guys are enjoying your 'day' now. Always and forever will you guys NEVER have more National Championships than we have.

Tradition and history is on our side. You DO know that you are supposed to cook and EAT the deer you kill, not fornicate with it, right?
 

LMAO @ the asian badger fan in the center.

We'll always have that time Vincent Grier outscored the entire Wisconsin team in the second half! Best sporting event I have ever witnessed.
 

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