WARNING! Every team that has beaten Nebraska this year has lost their following game!

[A_Slab_of_Bacon]

Anyone have a live chicken or something?

Gotta get rid of this hex.

 

[LesBolstad]

I have a live chicken but don't want it harmed

 

[STPGopher]

Yes. No Choking the Chicken...

 

[#2Gopher]

I have a live chicken but don't want it harmed

Come-on Les, take one for the team!

 

[Igor95]

We can just get a bucket of chicken like they did in Major League!

 

[mnsportsgeek]

Wow that’s a stat.

 

[spermophilus]

Gophers have lost 32 games in a row when trailing at any point by 10 . . .

Oops.

 

[bleedsmaroonandgold]

Wow that’s a stat.

And with how often Nebraska loses, it's a pretty robust sample.

 

[Schnauzer]

What I am about to say is completely true.

It has long bugged me when people suggest we shouldn’t be talking about uniforms because there is a game to be won. Or we can’t take this or that team too lightly. As if whatever we do on a fan forum would have a potential impact on an actual game.

That being said, I joined Gopherhole in 2009 and in all the time between then and now, I have only posted something about taking an opponent lightly, and noting that I, Schnauzer, was going to take the upcoming opponent lightly on purpose, twice.

The first time was New Mexico State 2011, the second time was Bowling Green 2022.

True story. There will not be a third example.

 

[Gophergrandpa]

Here is how our next opponent fared against tOSU today. Apart from the score, NW played them head-to-head and win TOP. Respect every opponent …

 

[RememberMurray]

Here is how our next opponent fared against tOSU today. Apart from the score, NW played them head-to-head and win TOP. Respect every opponent …

I'm pretty sure the Gopher players and coaches take them seriously.

 

[RememberMurray]

Here is how our next opponent fared against tOSU today. Apart from the score, NW played them head-to-head and win TOP. Respect every opponent …

Well, we broke the infamous "can't come from behind to win" jinx.

This one is the next pseudo-stat to fall.

 

[A_Slab_of_Bacon]

Here is how our next opponent fared against tOSU today. Apart from the score, NW played them head-to-head and win TOP. Respect every opponent …

Can’t look past ANY B1G team.

 

[RememberMurray]

Can’t look past ANY B1G team.

Damnit! I already looked at the upcoming schedule!

Sigh. If the Gophers lose, it's on me, guys...

 

[A_Slab_of_Bacon]

Damnit! I already looked at the upcoming schedule!

Sigh. If the Gophers lose, it's on me, guys...

 

[Bob_Loblaw]

Well, we broke the infamous "can't come from behind to win" jinx.

This one is the next pseudo-stat to fall.

You don't think that was a real stat? Or that being 1-32 now is a real stat?

 

[saintpauljeff]

We can just get a bucket of chicken like they did in Major League!

And then just like Willie Mays Hayes you’ll be saying ‘shoulda got the live chicken’

 

[Gophers7NatTitlesBadgers0]

So Nebraska has lost to many bad teams this year!