Ha!! I imagine they've had to keep re-writing it. Pat makes the most sense for the byline which he got today, but I'm sure Dan B. wrote a version or two a decade or two ago.
I'll never forget going to the state fair on Sunday mornings to see his show on WCCO. Long about 2003, I was standing by the Fresh French Fry booth across from the Dairy Building. Walking alone, in a pressed robin's egg blue suit was Sid Hartman, making his way to the radio station. Wish I had taken a photo. The rest of the world in shorts, T-shirts, and flip flops, and Sid looks like he's going to a wedding. And, he is walking himself, he was 83.