What to do?

[tikited]

Now that the work week is done, what can I do to keep my mind occupied before tomorrows (last home game) kickoff?

A. Drink heavily, pass out?

B. Hone up on my lawyer skills? There seems to be a need for one in Dinkey Town. Maybe Bob Loblaw has a blog?

C. Run around backwards really fast to see if I can make time go back to before the Illinois game?

D. Devise and perfect a plan to sneak into the game as many blow-up dolls as possible? Place said dolls in the student section to make it 'appear' full.

E. Other?

 

[monk10]

D. Devise and perfect a plan to sneak into the game as many blow-up dolls as possible? Place said dolls in the student section to make it 'appear' full.

As I was reading that I expected some sort of tacky rabbits mating conclusion. I'm not sure if I'm more disappointed that it wasn't a jr high joke, or the fact that is probably the only way the student section will look full.

 

[wait!what?]

Ride around uptown on your ten speed with a six pack of PBR/Old Mil from your ram handle bars. it's a sweet look.

 

[STPGopher]

Now that the work week is done, what can I do to keep my mind occupied before tomorrows (last home game) kickoff?

A. Drink heavily, pass out?

B. Hone up on my lawyer skills? There seems to be a need for one in Dinkey Town. Maybe Bob Loblaw has a blog?

C. Run around backwards really fast to see if I can make time go back to before the Illinois game?

D. Devise and perfect a plan to sneak into the game as many blow-up dolls as possible? Place said dolls in the student section to make it 'appear' full.

E. Other?

Thanks for these posts. I have enjoyed them throughout the season. Maybe this is more of what I should do instead of you, but I'm voting for: "C. Run around backwards really fast to see if I can make time go back to before the Illinois game?" .

 

[Khaliq]

D. Devise and perfect a plan to sneak into the game as many blow-up dolls as possible? Place said dolls in the student section to make it 'appear' full.

Sounds like you're laying out bait for Dominic Jones.

As always: get drunk as fast as possible at all times.

 

[gophergrad]

Ride around uptown on your ten speed with a six pack of PBR/Old Mil from your ram handle bars. it's a sweet look.

Ten speed? Pssh, get a fixie with neon colored handle bar tape, make the PBR/Old Mil tall boys and we have a look.

As to the topic, drinking is always encouraged. The student section idea is great but won't make you as much as the lawyer gig will.

 

[STPGopher]

Sounds like you're laying out bait for Dominic Jones.
As always: get drunk as fast as possible at all times.

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