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Let's say there are two football conferences in a galaxy far away. Let's call these "make believe" conferences Red and Blue. The Red conference is generally considered to be superior to the other and there are a lot of reports this is because it is much, much faster. Aparently there is no strength the Blue conference can counter with. Further, the fans of the Red conference will remind everyone at every turn their group of teams is far better than anything else.

As these questions are debated, teams from the blue and red conferences lock horns each year in bowl games. Of course this doesn't account for several very important things: such as teams from both the red and blue conferences are also playing other teams from yellow and green conferences for other bowls. It also doesn't account for "National Championships" or many other things. But, at least these two groups do face off with one another each year at the end of the season. It also doesn't consider that most of these bowl games between blue and red are played as near 'home' games for the red teams. Anyway, play begins and the following results play out on the field...

Year 1
Red wins 28-25 in OT
Blue wins 37-34
Blue wins 35-34
Year 2
Red wins 24-7
Blue wins 31-28
Year 3
Red wins 31-28
Red wins 45-17
Red wins 47-34
Year 4
Blue wins 29-14
Blue wins 38-30
Red wins 13-9
Year 5
Red wins 28-14
Blue wins 37-17
Red wins 34-27 in OT
Year 6
Blue wins 20-16
Red wins 24-21
Blue wins 30-25
Year 7
Red wins 31-24
Blue wins 24-10
Year 8
Blue wins 20-10
Blue wins 17-10
Red wins 41-14
Year 9
Red wins 21-17
Blue wins 41-35
Red wins 38-24
Year 10
Blue wins 31-10
Red wins 24-12
Year 11
Red wins 38-35 in OT
Blue wins 19-17
Year 12
Red wins 49-7
Red wins 52-14
Red wins 37-24
Blue wins 31-26

After looking at the head to head results, would you think that it is possible the two leagues are pretty even, or should the Blue conference drop to a lower division? Is it possible that just by looking at head to head results, the Blue conference might have something to counter all that new generation speed?

EDITOR'S NOTE: Don't take this too seriously. It is very much tongue in cheek. We of course all know what this is about. I used ’99 as the cut off because that was as far back as the website went that I used to record the scores.
 

I don't know what you're getting at....but CLEARLY the Blue conference is better :)
 

lol I have a buddy who's a Bama backer and lives in Ohio. He loves the Tide, but is a fan of all things Ohio.. Cleveland more specifically(Browns, Cavs, etc). He always cheers for the SEC, but I guess he was torn about the OSU-Razorbacks game.

Anyway, it still pisses me off that he's such an SEC backer..
 





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