Would this motivation work for the Gophers to get a BT win?!

[BleedGopher]

Per Shama:

New Mexico State’s football team, which comes to Minneapolis to play the Gophers in a nonconference game next year, generated national publicity earlier this month when the Aggies defeated New Mexico. Not only was it the Aggies' first win of the season, but the victory came after flyers were distributed on campus “urging female students to refrain from having sex with members of the football team” until the team won a game, according to the October 18 issue of Sports Illustrated.

http://www.shamasportsheadliners.com/index.htm

Go Gophers!!

 

[glovedgopher]

That's funny. Don't think it we work here because we're located in large urban area. Yeah, that's right, I took a few minutes to analyze this method of motivation. Don't judge me.

 

[RodentRampage]

Sounds like Lysistrata, an ancient Greek play where the Greek women conspired to withhold sex until the men ended the Peloponnesian War. Would it work for football? But maybe they need to have a carrot and not just the stick. Get women to sign up to have sex with the players if they win. Just think of the recruiting benefits.

 

[glovedgopher]

Sounds like Lysistrata, an ancient Greek play where the Greek women conspired to withhold sex until the men ended the Peloponnesian War. Would it work for football? But maybe they need to have a carrot and not just the stick. Get women to sign up to have sex with the players if they win. Just think of the recruiting benefits.

We would have this best kicker and punter in the nation with this plan.

 

[RodentRampage]

We might have to have a sliding scale for this. Beat one of our rivals, and you get a hotter reward than you do for beating a I-AA team.

 

[glovedgopher]

We might have to have a sliding scale for this. Beat one of our rivals, and you get a hotter reward than you do for beating a I-AA team.

The sad things is you know this happens at some University.