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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/wisconsin/warning-its-illegal-have-sex-field-front-kids

The Wisconsin residents were having sex yesterday afternoon in a field at a Madison park. They were doing this in front of a small crowd of onlookers, and were within about ten yards from a community center, where children reportedly witnessed the fornication. This is illegal.

Here’s how a police incident report described the scene:

“Monday afternoon, the Dane County Communication's Center received several complaints about a couple having sexual intercourse in a field at Warner Park. When an officer arrived, there were 10 people - or so - watching the couple. The man and woman, who were covered in grass and dirt, attempted to walk away from the officer, but were later arrested. The woman spit on two officers, and bit the hand of another, while fighting with police.”

Franklin, 32, and Hinrichs, 23, are each facing fornication and resisting or obstructing charges. Franklin was also hit with a battery against a police officer count.
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After reading the segment you copied, but before clicking on the link, I tried to imagine what the woman would look like. Unsurprisingly, I wasn't far off.
 

MBAGuy - That's an excellent exercise in seeing how your expectations come to reality. I was also not far off, and I enjoy how Mr. Heinrichs eyebrow is raised on his mugshot. Any guess to whether these two had showered that morning before making 'nub? My money is on 'no'.

You stay classy San Die.. er, Madison.
 

Finally a Wisconsin man is in the news for having sex with a living female! That's progress baby!
 



DarrenTheGreek said:
Finally a Wisconsin man is in the news for having sex with a living female human! That's progress baby!
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fixed it, and yes perhaps the Badgers are progressing


great minds think alike Brian, I should read more carefully before posting
 

Shouldn't they just issue these blow up deer when the little boys enter first grade?

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What do we have on Wisconsin this year so far. Last year there was an epidemic of sex with dead things, this year so far we have sex in the open, and Mr. Stinky finger. Anything else?
 






DarrenTheGreek said:
Finally a Wisconsin man is in the news for having sex with a living human consenting female! That's progress baby!
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Nice! Now if only he can pull this off in the dirtiest public restroom in Minnesota, he will finally be as socially advanced as the average Iowan!
 




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