Which player will Adam Woodbury poke in the eye on Thursday night?

[GopherWeatherGuy]

It will be Squirrel early in the game. Then he'll drop 30 because even a blind squirrel finds an acorn once in a while...

 

[BleedGopher]

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Go Gophers!!

 

[RunGopherRun]

Saw this on SB Nation:

http://www.blackheartgoldpants.com/2015/2/10/8005647/adam-woodbury-tries-to-apologize-to-maryland

Got a little long, but ended well!

 

[GopherRock]

When they come out for warmups, everyone should wear clear safety glasses.

 

[SelectionSunday]

Speaking of a poker.

A little sports movie trivia. What character, and in what movie, said, "All the way up with a red-hot poker."?

 

[45north]

Had to post this...

 

[GopherPop]

Fran's eyes, when Woodbury gets taken out of the game after his flagrant 1, for eye poking.

 

[GopherPop]

In a moment of epic karma, Woodbury will poke himself in both eyes.

LOL....that's pretty good

 

[GopherPop]

I know he's a seven footer but I don't think his reach extends across state lines and nearly 300 miles to Carver-Hawkeye.

At least it won't cost the U very much money.