Which Gopherholers will apply?

[Gopher07]

http://employment.umn.edu/applicants/Central?quickFind=91387+

 

[50PoundHead]

I was thinking of applying until I saw the job requires a background check.

Nice to see it's a full-time job though.

 

[Ron Johnson Super Fan]

Would little league baseball count towards the five years of coaching experience?

 

[Governor Sibley]

I always apply.

 

[Sir Tipsy McStagger]

Myself, along with Dr. Lloyd, and H. Sailor have been applying for head coaching jobs for years as a triumvirate - willing to split a measly $300,000 per year. Someday, a AD with little money to spend on an established coach will give us a chance and the world of college football will be turned upside down.

 

[gophmeister]

You can also nominate someone by emailing Ryan Crawford, [email protected] at the Parker Executive Search Firm.

 

[Dr.Don]

pick me, pick me. (I said that to a gal asking her to dance and she did a background check on me.) Then she kicked me in the junk and told me to get lost. I loved her so much that I have been lost ever since. I am not in prison, she is. Gotta love it.

 

[GophersInIowa]

I won a National Championship with the Gophers in year 3 in NCAA 2007 on PS2. Does that count?

 

[Dr. Lloyd Christmas]

Myself, along with Dr. Lloyd, and H. Sailor have been applying for head coaching jobs for years as a triumvirate - willing to split a measly $300,000 per year. Someday, a AD with little money to spend on an established coach will give us a chance and the world of college football will be turned upside down.

We also sent headshots where we are wearing ties. So Studwell, should you not get the job (nor Al Golden) you'll know that well dressed coaches are roaming the sidelines.