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Now that Christmas is over and done with, what can I do to keep my mind occupied before the kickoff of the Insight Bowl Game?

A. Continue to drink heavily-pass out. (six days = a lot of eggnog)

B. Go to the local park: Recreate (Think Linus from Peanuts) a real game situation using snowmen? I figure about 100 snowmen total will suffice-with extra players on the sidelines. Some food coloring to get the uniforms just right. Set-up the "perfect" play and wait for the Gopher's plane to fly over. This will guarantee victory unless they travel by bus.

C. Switch my "hold my breath until Brewster gets his first bowl victory" to something healthier? I'm thinking about a "no shave until we get to the Rose Bowl" type of thing.

D. Wrap myself in all of the used wrapping paper and mail "me" to Arizona? The only way I'm going to the game.

E. Other?

Holiday Bonus: The perfect gift idea for Monk! Lifetime supply of ....................................'s.

Happy Holidays to all the good little Dudebro's and Dudebra's out there:)
 

B. Except instead recreate Michigan running the screen pass in 2003, and the Gophers defense actually in position to stop it. Then we can all pretend that the stops were made, the Gophers went on to win the Big Ten championship in 2003, and we can all enjoy the new year. Get to work on that snow! you never know, if you do a good enough job, it could change history?
 


I've had too much eggnog, it's not a good thing. So skip that.

I like the snowman thing. Go for that.
 

Take a break and go help the Griswolds clean up their house, I understand you can sleep in the RV!!!
 


you could shovel my driveway

because I can't get off the couch
 

Not C. I have bad memories of WDAY out of Fargo doing a human interest spot on this really old guy who had a long beard. He started growing it after the Vikings lost the last of the 4 Super Bowl appearances they made years ago. He swore he wouldn't cut it until they won the SB. Well, they did this story the week before the NFC Championship game. While I feel bad for that man whose beard may now touch the floor (assuming he's still with us), the superstitious side of me said the gods disliked his premature assumption of Viking dominance.

So don't set yourself and us up for the wrath. You should go with E: Hide and go seek with Mike Leach. Careful though, I hear he's familiar with the typical dark, small, hiding places which could make him a worthy opponent.
 

Ride your 1977 Green Schwinn Varsity with a Sixer of Steel Reserve hanging from the ram handle bars. Feel free to drink em as you go.
 




What to do? Simple! The Metro Bowl!

Get your copy of EA College Football 09 (so it will have the Metrodome), pick from the bowl-elligble teams that did not make it to a bowl game, select the Metrodome to play the game in, and you're all set, ready to play a hypothetical bowl game in the Metrodome!

It's pretty thin pickings though. You could pick Notre Dame, although they declined a bowl. There is Louisiana Lafayette and Louisiana Monroe available, although you probably wouldn't want both of them, as they are from the same conference. A rematch to two teams from the same conference in a bottom-tier bowl (ok, the very bottom) wouldn't be too appealing. There was, I believe one other bowl elligible team that didn't get picked.
 

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