We are undefeated this season...

[NateDawgUM]

...on grass! Well, 0-0 undefeated.

Remember in those distant days of prolific run game glory how we would worry that our offense would be stifled on natural turf? I don't think anyone even cares heading into this weekend.

 

[50PoundHead]

And also 0-0 in the state of Indiana.

 

[Law_Abiding_Gopher]

additionally we are undefeated on the road when wearing maroon helmets

 

[SelectionSunday]

Undefeated on every day except Saturdays.

 

[NateDawgUM]

Undefeated in the eastern time zone!

 

[bkrownd]

Undefeated Co-Champions of Tennessee

 

[GoAUpher]

We're undefeated against teams whose mascots carry sledgehammers.

 

[Flatfoot]

Undefeated against the dreaded opponents- extreme heat and excessive humidity

 

[Great Plains Gopher]

Great stuff! A little humor makes the situation bearable.

 

[dpodoll68]

Undefeated with MarQueis Gray as the starting QB.

 

[GoAUpher]

Undefeated in games played in Tippecanoe County.

 

[GoAUpher]

Undefeated in games that prominently feature train whistles. (BTW, there is a Boilermaker Train Whistle App available...seriously)

 

[FreakyDeke]

Undefeated against back-up-QB-led teams.

 

[Silvio]

Undefeated against back-up-QB-led teams.

+1

 

[Gopher Fan]

Undefeated in the state of Minnesota.

 

[GoAUpher]

Undefeated in the state of Minnesota.

 

[[censored]]

Undefeated with MarQueis Gray as the starting QB.

Proof positive that Weber needs to be benched!

Undefeated against teams whose names rhyme with Turdoo Roilernakers!

 

[josh087]

Undefeated in games with a temperature of more than 125 Deg. F

 

[[censored]]

Undefeated in games with a temperature of more than 125 Deg. F

I call BS. It had to be at least 130 Deg. F against Middle Tennessee!

 

[Silvio]

No that was with the humidity! 125 but felt like 130.

 

[Gopher Fan]

I wanted to be a combo breaker.

 

[RodentRampage]

We are undefeated when we lead TOP by a 3:1 margin.

 

[monk10]

I wanted to be a combo breaker.

 

[thailleagle]

Undefeated on every day except Saturdays.

LMAO...