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[highwayman]

I read this headline three times and then the article before I figured out that Ron Dayne DIDN'T steal the six rings.

http://wcco.com/wireapnewswi/6.rings.reported.2.1740101.html

 

[coolhandgopher]

That headline was perplexing; even more so, what's going on with Dayne and his home security system?

 

[gophmeister]

Doesn't seem strange that some of Dayne's most valuable possessions would disappear while he's in the middle of a divorce?

 

[Too Long in the Wasteland]

My first thought is that Ron Dayne accidentally ate the rings. They are shaped just like a donut.

Actually, this sounds like an insurance scam that he chickened out of.