USA Today: Suspended Boise State quarterback denies urinating off a balcony

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per USA Today:

Boise State quarterback Joe Southwick will be watching the Broncos take on Oregon State in the Sheraton Hawaii Bowl from home. The senior was suspended for violating team rules. According to Southwick, the suspension came after he was accused of urinating off a balcony at the team hotel. A charge he claims is false.

http://ftw.usatoday.com/2013/12/sus...ies+(USATODAY+-+College+Football+Top+Stories)

Go Gophers!!
 

BleedGopher said:
per USA Today:

Boise State quarterback Joe Southwick will be watching the Broncos take on Oregon State in the Sheraton Hawaii Bowl from home. The senior was suspended for violating team rules. According to Southwick, the suspension came after he was accused of urinating off a balcony at the team hotel. A charge he claims is false.

http://ftw.usatoday.com/2013/12/sus...ies+(USATODAY+-+College+Football+Top+Stories)

Go Gophers!!
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Geez...whats the point of staying on one of the top floors with an ocean view if you can't pee off the balcony. Whats next...no crapping in the trash can? No sex in the elevator? Kid just learned a valuable lesson. The difference between going bowling with your team and going on spring break with your friends.
 


I wonder if he was listening to the classic Jerry Jeff Walker song, "Pissin' in the Wind."
 

I'll bet this is the first time ever that something like this has happened. But hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go!
 



Yup, he pissed away his bowl game. Is this his final year, or is he gong to be a fifth year senior next year?
 


He got confused when one of his teammates mentioned "urinate" to a woman, then added "if you had bigger boobs, you'd be a ten" He did not hear the second part, so he ran to the balcony because the john was in use.
 



Dr.Don said:
He got confused when one of his teammates mentioned "urinate" to a woman, then added "if you had bigger boobs, you'd be a ten" He did not hear the second part, so he ran to the balcony because the john was in use.
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I'm dissapointed, Don. I figured you'd be the first post in this thread with some sort of "pissing contest" pun. Are you slumping in anticipation of the offseason already?
 

Dr.Don said:
He got confused when one of his teammates mentioned "urinate" to a woman, then added "if you had bigger boobs, you'd be a ten" He did not hear the second part, so he ran to the balcony because the john was in use.
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All true. Then there is that Fascinate confusion. As in "Her blouse has ten buttons but her boobs are so big she can only fascinate."
 

MinneStoa said:
I'm dissapointed, Don. I figured you'd be the first post in this thread with some sort of "pissing contest" pun. Are you slumping in anticipation of the offseason already?
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I was gonna Stoa, but I had the main question stop me. Who was gonna be below to measure? So I thought I'd "go with the flow".

Besides, this guy couldn't compete in a pissing contest when it come to competing with GopherHole. :)
 




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