TexasAggie11
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Howdy, Gophers. Since UNLV just started fall practice this week, I thought I would hop over to Vegas for a quick scouting trip / night of debauchery in the casinos. Well, following the latter, I lost all of my notes from practice, but I thought I would do a quick write-up anyway with as many facts as I can remember through the fog of a lot of Tuaca Bombs.
First of all, it's good to see that KD Lang's career is back on track. I mean, she had that one hit back in the early 90's, but I always knew she had the potential to be an offensive lineman.
You're going to have to watch out for Steve-O. This star of Jackass likes to go for the gonads, and is practically fearless.
You may also want to pay attention to this neckbeard. He may not leave his mother's basement too often, but when he does, it's for an afternoon of hardcore LARPing.
If the beer line gets a little too long, you might ask their tight end to turn your water into wine.
Be sure to bring the entire family out to the game, because your kids will definitely enjoy the special appearance by Gru.
UNLV has two players named David Green(e). I think they may be twins.
Hello McFly!
I'm so glad to hear that all the stuff I heard about Bernie Mac dying was just a rumor.
This guy's name is Max Johnson. Think of all of his potential pickup lines for the ladies.
It wouldn't surprise me if this wide receiver was also an academic success.
No one ever told me John Leguizamo had a child with a Samoan woman.
I mean, this is Las Vegas, so why wouldn't they have fat Horatio Sanz impersonating Elton John on the team?
This guy has a younger brother who is also supposed to be a good player (seen in second photo).
This guy's first name is Peni. What's with all the phallic sounding names on this team?
So that's what he's been up to since Total Request Live went off the air.
I also happened to see some of these ladies around campus.
First of all, it's good to see that KD Lang's career is back on track. I mean, she had that one hit back in the early 90's, but I always knew she had the potential to be an offensive lineman.
You're going to have to watch out for Steve-O. This star of Jackass likes to go for the gonads, and is practically fearless.
You may also want to pay attention to this neckbeard. He may not leave his mother's basement too often, but when he does, it's for an afternoon of hardcore LARPing.
If the beer line gets a little too long, you might ask their tight end to turn your water into wine.
Be sure to bring the entire family out to the game, because your kids will definitely enjoy the special appearance by Gru.
UNLV has two players named David Green(e). I think they may be twins.
Hello McFly!
I'm so glad to hear that all the stuff I heard about Bernie Mac dying was just a rumor.
This guy's name is Max Johnson. Think of all of his potential pickup lines for the ladies.
It wouldn't surprise me if this wide receiver was also an academic success.
No one ever told me John Leguizamo had a child with a Samoan woman.
I mean, this is Las Vegas, so why wouldn't they have fat Horatio Sanz impersonating Elton John on the team?
This guy has a younger brother who is also supposed to be a good player (seen in second photo).
This guy's first name is Peni. What's with all the phallic sounding names on this team?
So that's what he's been up to since Total Request Live went off the air.
I also happened to see some of these ladies around campus.
