Trevor Mbakwe once....

[Go Gophs eh?]

beat Usain Bolt in a footrace, after eating his weight in fettuchini alfredo.

Thats right, we're starting one of these again, because 1)our fb team sucks, 2) there is no real news until the season starts and 3) I love me some Mbakwe. Get creative.

 

[Go Gophs eh?]

Backyard football players don't count to 5 mississippi anymore;they count to 5 Trevor Mbakwe.

 

[From the Barn]

Go Gophs Eh once tried too hard...on a message board.

 

[RolGnav]

dunked on Chuck Norris, and yelled "Get out of Mbakwe!"

Ok ok, cheesy!

 

[vaporboy]

There was an attempt on Maturi's life...

And someone yelled "Get your hand outta Mbakwe!"

 

[shickmyjanski]

When Trevor Mbakwe goes #1..... He cloggs the toilet

Word

 

[GoldenRodents]

Trevor Mbakwe gets high....




...without inhaling!