This from Gary Parrish (Coach K/Duke joke)

[SelectionSunday]

According to Parrish:

Mike Krzyzewski was involved in a one-car accident before Friday's practice.

"He's fine," Jon Jackson, Duke's associate athletic director of communications, told WRAL. "He was at practice."

So Coach K is OK; that's good news. And though I had a few reasonable jokes of my own, I'll refrain and simply turn things over to a North Carolina State blog, which commented: "Police have charged the tree that Krzyzewski hit with a flagrant blocking foul and awarded Duke with two shots and the ball."

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I would add, the tree must have been from Durham because it flopped uncontrollably despite barely getting touched.

 

[Holy Man]

Humor is funny because of the element of truth contained in it. It's not hard to imagine the Puke faithful going nuts on the cops if they didn't call a foul on the tree, with Coach K leading the way with expletives directed at the cops and the tree.